Your Days Are NUMBERED!!

Two co-defendants of Michael Vick say the NFL star helped execute dogs that didn't fight well, according to federal court documents.

The court papers, filed as Quanis Phillips, 28, and Purnell Peace, 35, pleaded guilty to dogfighting charges Friday, said all three men "executed approximately eight dogs that did not perform well in testing sessions" in April of this year by methods such as hanging and drowning.
Peace, of Virginia Beach, and Phillips, of Atlanta, said the money behind the Bad Newz Kennels dogfighting operation, based on property Vick owns in Virginia, came "almost exclusively" from the Atlanta Falcons star. And they confirmed to prosecutors that all the accusations in the 18-page indictment are true.

Documents filed with the guilty pleas of Peace and Phillips detail a dogfighting ring that began in 2001 -- the same year Vick was the NFL's top draft pick out of Virginia Tech -- and went on through the spring of this year.

It's LIGHTS OUT Vick.......or should I say Ron Mexico! To think that this tool wasted a $118 million dollar NFL contract with sponsor endorsement just so he could bet, breed, and kill, innocent dogs for his own sick ass pleasure. This is no longer a race issue. So southern chapter of the NAACP can move on and stop defending this bastard!

When you have three of your own boys rolling over and willing to testify against you. You have no other options but to plea a deal and hope the NFL shows some mercy. And for the owner of the Falcon's. I have to feel for the guy. Vick looked him straight in the eye and lied to him about breaking the law.

Now it's time to face the music. As a huge dog lover. I hope the NFL ban's his ass for life. But don't do the crime if you can't do the time! And I hope now since he refused to plea before the Friday deadline. I hope they throw the book at his ass!

Crash and Burn!

Can it get any worse for whore # 2?! The walls are closing in and the list of people dishing her shit is piling up! Nannies, personal assistants, bodyguards, former girlfriends are talking to the press about Britney's downfall!. And I kinda feel a little sorry for her dumb country bunkin ass! But not too much because this bitch got caught up in the madness and started treating those who where there when she was poor white trash like shit!

Stories of drinking in front of the kids, calling them a "mistake", fucking around with women, keeping the kids up until midnight, and fucking extras can't help her custody case.

I really think the alliance of Britney's mother, K-Fed, and her former manager have their finger in a lot of these tabloid attacks. But once again. Britney caused all this shit! Young and stupid will only take you so far in life! Her ass needs to grow up and quick. Her career has a huge question mark on it's longevity. She could possibly lose custody of her kids, and the bitch is a corset away from having to wear a red "scarlet letter" on her chest!

This whore has to get a high end publicist and a management team to control the spin on this crazy shit. Otherwise this dumb bitch is going to be doing concerts on "Carnival Cruise" ships and selling jewelry on QVC! Wake up, get moving and "get er done" bitch!

Britney LOVES Da Ladies!!

At least that is what her soon to be fired assistant Shannon Funk claims.She says that that infamous night with the collage stud video extra. She was all over a girl and ended up munching carpets with her later that night! But didn't K-Fed drop that on us last year?. And we all know what type of girl she is. One of those " part time " Lesbos after two beers rule! We know she is not gonna give up the dick. Especially the dumb ass, loser dick that she finds herself drawn to! But this is just yet another claim to use in her custody battle with K-Whack! Kevin has also told the press through his lawyer " that money is NOT the reason why he wants more than the 50/50 custody he has now"! Anything you say Kevin! Because right now you are " father of the year " and yo former girl is a walking vagina!

Spinners!!

We have had "hot rods", " tricked out vans", souped up "rice rockets" whips rolling on dubs, 22's, 24's, 26's, 28's and now today we have "spinners". Now if you live under a rock or a small town of 200. You might have not seen these hideous entrapment's driving around in your neighborhood. Cars varying from high end " Escalades " to rusted out 1986 "Mustangs". Can someone please tell me why kids are obsessed with rolling down the street on big ass chrome rims that "spin"?!

And people, these bitches aren't cheap! Some spinners can start at $3000.00 and go up to $25,000! And these punks are putting them on pieces of shit cars and thinking it's "da bomb"!

But if young girls didn't hop in them and thinks a guy who has them is "cool". We wouldn't be having this conversation! I have yet to understand the fascination of chicks who adore losers with no to little income rolling on a freshly painted 'whip" and riding on "spinners"! And we all know boys will do and pay for anything if it gets them a shot at hitting those panties!

But guys! If you ain't got a good paying job! Stop fucking up your little to no credit trying to get some over sized and TACKY ass rims. And just get a car that's clean, runs well, and doesn't have a " soccer mom " bumper sticker on the back! Because 10 years from now. You will be looking back and thinking what a jack ass you were for blowing your credit on some stupid shit like that. While you're helping old Mrs. Johnson with her groceries to her new Mercedes as a 28 year old bag boy . Because your dumb ass chose to leave school so you could get a counter job at "Arby's" to pay for yo "spinners"!

I'm outta here!

The White House Takes Out The Trash!

Hitler's favorite son broke a tear today when he told the press that he was officially resigning. Karl Rove leaving the White House is a liberal celebration. But is it really?. That evil, fat, fuck may plan to run for office. or maybe even work way behind the scenes for the Republican party. Rove was considered "King Karl" of the Nazi party (my bad, Republican). And with his influence. Used his masterful mind fuck of every dumb ass Bush lover into believing that terrorist were stalking their Wal-Mart's, Democrats were communist, gay were going to take over the world once they had the right to marry, and Bush is a God fearing, intelligent leader. And it worked!

Dumb fucks came out of their trailer parks and voted in droves for their dear Fuhrer and Demi-god! And goosestepped to his beat on everything. Including taking our right to privacy, and using our soldiers for Iraqi target practice! And no one would ever question him. If they did.......they were officially "Un American"!

That fat evil fuck also outed a CIA agent and not one agency charged him with treason! With Hitler having his back. he could do what ever he wanted. His punk ass should have taken his ass down to Bally Total Fitness and drop some LB's and then walk over to church so the demon buried inside him could fly out and take over another soul!

So goodbye you piece of shit. And I hope Satan takes you back to hell so you can repaint your condo!

I'm outta here!

Putting A Stop To "Ballot Fraud"! (Part 1)

All this bullshit about the 08 elections, debates, you tube debates, Iowa caucus, New Hampshire primaries and CNN ballot polls. NOT ONE candidate has opened their mouth about the dreaded evil word........." ballot reform "! Do we even care if poor Blacks in predominately Democratic areas get an equal opportunity to have their vote count?. Will they have to wait for three hours where in rich, Republican neighborhoods, they wait for less that 10 minutes. Will the ultra corrupted electronic balloting count hundreds of vote for one candidate while erasing another?.

It seems our special interest candidates couldn't give a rat's ass! You would think out of all people our dear old " don't call me a Black candidate" Barack Obama would be trying to lead such an investigation. But NO! since most of his money is coming from special interest. He knows all he has to do is show up to a couple Black churches during campaign time and he'll be alright! But when he loses every state his name is on the ballot. He'll be screaming foul. As will any of the future Democratic candidates chosen to be the party candidate!

The state of Florida has not improved it's balloting situation even after the snafu that happened in 2000. In Ohio. The same problems that kept the polling places open until 1am. has still done nothing to improve the flow of votes. In California. Polls are fewer an in between in urban areas than in upper class suburban areas. In fact polling places in Orange county (which is Republican controlled) out number downtown area polls 2 to 1! So who do you think will have the advantage in 2008?.

This is another whack ass scam pull by our politicians to keep the voting process in their control. Congress could update this problem in an instant. But Democrats can't make a move without a majority of Republicans supporting the change. And while certain Democrats are getting paid by special interest group who benefit from keeping certain candidates in their pockets. That means once again a close election could be decided by an Republican bias supreme court!

So as of today TTB is doing the following. We are going to mail every candidate in our area and in our state. As well as house leader Pelosi and senate leader Reid. we are going to DEMAND the do something about this problem. We will put their replies on this blog and give you bi-weekly updates. We are going to use our influence and do our part to make sure EVERY American vote will count!

I'm outta here!!

And I Thought Eating My "Orange Chicken" Was Taking A Risk!

Are we sure we should be dealing with CHINA?! The new world power has quietly been maneuvering it's self towards world domination and shitting on our environment since Bill Clinton signed that Republican endorsed " trade pact" back in 1996. And with the pure and complete ignorance of the current administration.China has basically had an "open playing field" to doing whatever they want.

We have turned our heads to trying to force them to have any 'human rights" laws on their book. Democracy is not a word in their vocabulary.Through this shitty ass trade agreement. They have been sending government paid auto executives to copy and obtain as much automotive technology and construction . For the sole purpose to take back to China and compete in the already crowded auto market. They have taken jobs from Americans by allowing factories that where opened up by greedy American companies in China to abuse their employees and pay them an average of $13.50 a week!

The number of defected products are now going through the roof that they are sending over to not only our country, but the world. Toothpaste, fish, paper products, clothing, and now toys. And they think we are going to fall for the oki doke when they start selling their $4000.00 cars in the U.S in two years?.

And now today the news come of ANOTHER high ranking official being off'ed after ANOTHER recall has been issued in the states regarding yet ANOTHER faulty product.

The head of a Chinese manufacturing company accused of shipping hundreds of thousands of lead-tainted toys later recalled in the United States has committed suicide, a state-run newspaper said Monday.

Zhang Shuhong, who co-owned Lee Der Industrial Co. Ltd., killed himself at a warehouse over the weekend, days after China announced it had temporarily banned exports by the company, the Southern Metropolis Daily said.

Lee Der made 967,000 toys recalled earlier this month by Mattel Inc. because they were made with paint containing excessive amounts of lead. The plastic preschool toys, sold under the Fisher-Price brand in the U.S., included the popular Big Bird, Elmo, Dora and Diego characters.

It was among the largest recalls in recent months involving Chinese products, which have come under fire for globally for containing potentially dangerous high levels of chemicals and toxins.

The recall by El Segundo, California-based Mattel came just two months after RC2 Corp., a New York company, recalled 1.5 million Chinese-made wooden railroad toys and set parts from its Thomas & Friends Wooden Railway product line because of lead paint.

This has been becoming an on-going problem with China. And when do we pull the brakes on selling their products?. When millions of Americans die from them?! How in the fuck do we know that there are not people slowly dying from inhaling, handling, or even eating some of the toxic shit they are sending over here?.

The FDA says that only 5 percent of the products ship from China are even inspected! So that basically means we are fucked! And now the new controversy of letting them host the Olympics when it has been reported that the air quality in Bejing is the worst than any U.S city. Remember people. China does not have a single law on record when it comes to controlling toxin being sent into our air. In fact a leading air quality advocate agency say that most of the dust that is in the air in west coast cities can be traced to coal refineries based all the way in China!

It's getting out of hand people! And really what can we now do?. Refuse to buy products?. Boycott their summer Olympics?! Call them the new "evil empire" and have Republicans using yet another excuse to hold office?!

So if you see "Made In China"! Just remember......it really means " Do You Feel Lucky"!

Freedom for only $41.99!! What a deal!

This doll is REALLY for sale! You must be joking! It is so good to know that "ass-mander and thief" can jump in a naval jet in a moment's notice to protect our freedom. Gee! I guess that U.S Solider death toll nearing 3700 was all for naught! When we could have had G.W jump in a jet plane and just bomb da shit out of those evil doers! I wonder would it take him 3 days to answer the call to fly and fight for freedom?. I wonder if he would just disappear and show up in another state and whereabouts mysteriously unaccounted for by and erased by a local general. Or would he just sit there and continue reading a children's book to a bunch of kindergartners for 7 minutes while our country was being attacked. Yes, my fellow Americans. That doll is worth it's weight in gold!

You can order it online or pay it in a installment plan at your nearest Wal-Mart! Ah shit! Who needs to pay for food and prescriptions when you have your very own "American Hero" protecting you in your own home! I know I feel so much safer! I'll put it on my credit card. Oops! I can't! Those high interest rates caused by loaners due to giving fixed rate mortgages to people with bad credit to boost our weak ass economy and fool millions of Americans to thinking that we are living in great times has put a stop to that! Oh well. I'll just use my overtime check to pay for it. Oops! I can't! My job has stopped overtime because they had to choose between keeping me on full time or paying for my HMO health insurance that does not pay for serious medical cost!

Oh well. I guess my kids don't have to have dinner for the next couple of nights. Shit! They're young and have small stomachs! There is no price in preserving our freedom! Proud to be an American! Thank you our U.S president AKA Naval aviator "Top Gun"!

To prefer the comfort of strangers!

Sorry I have been away my dear readers. I have been busy with a nasty infection and have not been in the best mood to trash my favorite whores. Lucky for them. They shall receive a reprieve from me today.

You know something has gotten under my craw since the past few months. I have a good friend who lives in another state. I have known this person for 10 years now and we even once were roommates. During that time . I had a period where I wasn't the greatest of friends. I was late in my rent since I lost my job. Owned a dog that my friend hated. So not to start WW2. I gave the dog away. I got a job and started making money so I became on time again. The person HATED all of my friends but I was supposed to worship and love theirs. And I even respected the roommie situation by never bringing my dates home to fool around ( which was hard for me because I'm such a stud)

So after all that. My friend then tells me that they is moving out and not telling me where they are moving to. Leaves the house in shambles. Takes only their shit and leaves the rest for me to clean up. Two months later the person calls acting like nothing had happened and still took another month to find out where they moved to. Now I understand there are two sides to every story and to this day. That person has refrained from giving a reason ( even though I think the rent drama was the ice breaker). But at least leave with some class about it and since I agreed to an amicable split. Let's share the responsibility of cleaning up the apartment and moving on.

So we have let things past for the past 5 years and now this same person who jumped ship has now decided to be condencending and somewhat obnoxious when it comes to any form of conversation and despite living miles away. I have no desire of ever getting on a plane and seeing this person. Bad blood tends to rise at it's own moment in time and after a ride to a party and discussing it with a another friend. Am I wrong for wanting this madness to end?. I feel once negative energy has flowed into a friendship. Things can and will never be the same. It's like sleeping with your best friend. You know afterwards, it was a mistake that cannot be redone over.

It's sad but I think a new beginning and to move on would be the best way to overcome an otherwise sad a prolonged "doomed" friendship. When a person doesn't respect you as a friend and can't be trusted, kicks you when you are down and disses your friends but can talk all night about theirs . Then you know it's time to roll out in a blaze of glory and break out the streetsweeper hommie. I'll compose a "Dear John" letter ASAP! And folks. You know it will be TTB style!

I'm outta here!

Whore number "2" is making a move to number "1"

Was it just less than a day that I wrote that this hillbilly whore needs help?! Now this dumb ass whore is just making her case that her kids should be ripped from her freshly manicured hands!

The latest man to fall into the hard-partying pop star's orbit is Matt Encinias, a 21-year-old college student who tells Us Weekly the exclusive details of his twisted night with Spears in the latest issue. In just five hours, Encinias went from being an extra in her latest video to pounding drinks and locking lips with the single mom of two in a rooftop pool at L.A's Standard Downtown hotel.
Although Spears was expecting her two young sons to be dropped off at her Beverly Hills home at noon (as per her custody arrangement with their father, Kevin Federline), the singer had arranged to have the pool reopened at 2 am for the exclusive use of her group, which included then-assistant Shannon Funk and some hand-picked male extras from her video shoot. "Britney was the first one to undress, and then everyone else followed," Encinias tells Us. "I turned around and saw that she was topless and she had fake tattoos of flowers on her nipples from the shoot." "I was told all she wanted to do that night was kiss a boy," the 5'10" California native continues. "And that's what she did. Mission accomplished." It was when the alcohol started running low that an inebriated Spears, 25, suggested a game of Truth or Dare. "I was dared to get naked and get out of the pool and walk as though I was on a catwalk in a fashion show," says Encinias. "Britney was laughing really hard."

WHAT A FUCKING WHORE!!

Is this how a mother of two acts?. Now I know a woman can expess themselves the way they like. And if a man does this same shit he is a party God! But you were a role model for little girls. You are a mother whose boys will have to go to school and be teased by other children. people will NEVER take you seriously ( yea, like they do now).
You know, I am just sick and tired of talking about this dumb ass bitch right now! I need a drink yal!

Race Matters Concerning 756!

Who’s showing more class?. Barry Bonds after hitting his historic 756 home run?. Or the sports writer’s who are trashing his name literally right after his achievement?.

When Barry Bond’s hit his now famous homerun at AT&T Park last night with 56,000 so called Giant’s fans watching ( they are doing bad this year and most were there to witness history). He smacked it over the right field fence. Ran around the base. And thanked his fan’s, family, and the city Of San Francisco for standing by and supporting him. He even broke a tear thanking his father. He would have continued to play, but his manager took him out of the game to enjoy his very special night.
So what does half of the sport’s writing community do? They start bringing up steroid claims, trashing his name, even suggesting an asterisk be placed by the number 756 so that people will forever know that his homerun record is not legit. These same stupid ass fuckers who kissed Mark McGuire’s ass during his great 1998 “63” homerun campaign. A man who nearly half of his own teammates accused of him using steroids. But McGuire has continually denied to this day.
Not one word about the pitcher who threw the pitch for Barry to hit number 755 who was suspended for 10 games for using steroids himself a few years back.
They have made Barry Bond’s their unofficial steroid’s poster child. Throwing every accusation along with the kitchen sink at him. Even at his press conference, they tried to trash him. Asking weather he thought his home run title was legit. What a classless question to asked someone in their finest hour!
Barry Bonds has ignored and dismissed all of their hatred and has continued to handle the situation without busting a bat over these fucker heads like I would have done. He HAS NOT been ever charged with using steroids. He HAS NOT in the past 6 years since these claims have ever been tested positive for steroids. Yet no one talks about those who have been caught and those whose numbers should be questioned. I think that if a person hits 56 homeruns one year and then 21 the following should be a red flag. But no. Let’s hate on a man who at the age of 35 when most people are falling from their prime breaks the all time single season homerun record. And continues to hit more than 30 homeruns after that year into his 40’s WITHOUT the use of steroids. Babe Ruth did it in his late 30’s, so did Hank Aaron. But no! Barry has to be juiced up. No one in this day and age could hit so many homeruns. On Saturday, Alex Rodriguez hits number 500 at the tender age of 30 and is on his way to hitting close to 756 in his late 30’s. So people it can be done.
I’ll call it like it is……………these old, white sports writer’s are trashing this man because he has always hated the media, been a cocky asshole since his mid 20’s. And has acted like baseball diva rather than have these vulture’s all huddle around him and get into his personal life. They hate the fact that the good old ol’ days are fading and so are some of those old baseball records that Babe Ruth and Hank Aaron kept for close to 33 years. They want to keep baseball as white, clean, and neat like they did in the old days. The same people who got baseball to change the height of the pitching mound because a black player ( Bob Gibson) was pitching strike outs on fool’s asses and got down to a year shocking 1.72 ERA. The same people who called Jackie Robinson a worthless “nigger” as he stole bases and hit for a 300. Batting average. The same people who said up until 1980 that mangers could not be Black because their people did not have the intelligence to negotiate tough situations on the field. And the same ones who ignored baseball denying rich minorities a shot at owning their own team.
In fact Art Moreno who’s Mexican ( the only minority who owns a team. The Anaheim Angles). Has said that he has not been invited to some of the owner’s functions and has been ignored by the baseball owner community. All 32 owners are old, white and rich, Republican men.
So don’t give me that shit about how much you care about the game and want to preserve the tradition of the game. When racial discriminations is still happening to this very day! You hate the fact that this independent, strong willed, Black man has broken a record by a Black man who NEVER question authority and kept his place like a good house nigger should. I am the last person who wants to use “race” concerning this issue but in this case. It has to be called to the carpet.
Baseball needs an huge overhaul but instead of attacking it’s player. Why don’t some of you “ so concerned “ sport’s writers try to change the ongoing discrimination that still continues to plague the game to this very day. I guess you don’t want to give up those A-list press box seat and special “perks” these old, white owners give you each year.

FUCKING HIPOCRITS!

Daddy Day Care!

Daddy Day Camp opens this Friday starring Cuba Gooding Jr and directed by my good friend Fred Savage ( The Wonder Year's Fame). I am so proud of him and he reads my blog and thinks I am insane! Yes I am folks!

I wish him much success on his film and take your kids to see it. It's a cute yet goofy film. Check it out!

I'm outta here!

To All You HATERS!!

756!!!
Barry cracked the historic home run over the right field fence tonight at AT&T Park in San Fransisco. Congratulation Barry! The haters will try to dismiss your achievement. But let them. You smacked the ball 756 times over the fence and you are officially the home run king and the greatest player in my generation. Bud Selig ( MLB Commissioner) was not there but who the fuck cares. Your friends, family and your fans were there to witness greatness. I saw it live on T.V and I am proud to say I witness one of the greatest day in baseball history. So now since it's over. Let's move on and enjoy the rest of the summer.

Pfeiffer gets her "due"! It's about time!

Our goddess of absolute immortal beauty Michelle Pfeiffer FINALLY received her star on the Hollywood Walk Of Fame this week. A woman who let's her body of work and her fantastic body speak for her rather than driving drunk, whoring around, and creating all sorts of ridiculous drama.Young whores of Hollywood. Take notes! Her new movie " Stardust" opens this Friday. Check it out. It's a cute movie ( guys that means take the ladies).

Whack Ass Quote Of The Day!

He even pushed aside the recent criticism from soccer great Pele, who said Beckham needed to focus more on soccer and less on his celebrity.
"I'm not here for the glitz and glamour," Beckham said. "I'm here to play soccer."

Sure David. I guess All sports stars have time to take photo ops with REAL PLAYERS and try to push their new cologne when they should be playing or at least showing up to the games dressed up and supporting your teammates. Also I guess most sports athletes go out of their way to be seen with their Hollywood star friends as well. Yea David. You are not here for the glitz and glamour!

FYI:

The Galaxy are 3-5-5 and are second to last place in the Western MLS Standings with little to no chance of winning their division.

Fucking media whore!

Backstabbers and Nazi's!!

This weekend Hitler ( President Bush) tried to yet pull another fast one. In the late hour on Sat night the Nazi signed the "wire tap bill" that allows him to wire tap " suspected terrorist" overseas and here. And who does he put in charge of overseeing this wiretapping? His biggest and his sweetest bitch "Alberto Gonzales". The same fuckhead that is under investigation for being charged with perjury or making false statements to Congress regarding his firing of federal DA,s who didn't go along with the Bush program.The House late Saturday night approved the Republican version of a measure amending the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act by a vote of 227-183, with most Republicans and conservative Democrats supporting the bill.

The White-House backed legislation closes what the Bush administration has called critical gaps in U.S. intelligence capability by expanding the government's abilities to eavesdrop without warrants on foreign suspects whose communications pass through the United States

Now the Democrats vow to alter this bill once it is re-introduced to congress. And since the Democrats have done absolutely nothing to stop Bush and his evil agenda. And the fact that Republican wolves in Democrats sheep's clothing sided with the Republicans on this violation of people's privacy. ONCE AGAIN these so called conservative Democrats have fucked us over again! How in the fuck can anything get done when one party stands firm while the other chooses sides and will stab you in the back in moments notice! This is a fucking joke! The political process in this country is in shambles! Yes people. I'm pissed!

Inside Paula's World

Despite what people say. Paula Abdul is a crazed out pill popper! So it does not surprise me that rumors of her and her so called demands are so far out. You gotta know she is deep into her Meds!

Close sources say, "There's a salon chair in her house where she gets her hair and makeup done every day. She'll sit in it, set an alarm, and then, because she's on so many painkillers, pass out while her hair and makeup guy gets her ready for the day. When the alarm goes off she'll wake up, and God forbid the poor guy isn't done yet. All hell breaks loose." Abdul's rep said, "There's no alarm that I've ever seen."

From the crazed out outburst on her dumb ass reality show " Hey Paula ". You could believe that story. She really is one sick puppy. Two failed marriages ( one with a guy who had to be gay), close friends who are her employees ( a serious no, no) and 4 rats ( oops, small dogs) that virtually run her house, and a prescription drug problem that she refuses to acknowledges. Baby girl............seek some help PLEASE!!

Whore # 3 gets another cover....rather than a booking photo!

Is it me or does whore # 3(Lindsay Lohan) look like Linda Evans on crack?! In her exclusive interview with ELLE magazine before she was arrested in Santa Monica. Tells her story of how she NEVER drinks and drives ( hahahahaha) and a whole bunch of other mindless bullshit. What a sick and irresponsible whore!

Are You Serious?!

It looks like this nasty, crack headed, freak ( Flavor Flav) is getting another chance to inappropriately touch young girls asses and act like he's looking for love! VH-1 has green lighted a 3rd "Flavor of Love"! This guy is just fucking nasty. Why do women keep degrading themselves by doing this piece of shit. Come the fuck on! The guy's got 7 kids by 5 different women. And is a 50 year old played out "hype man"! He has no talent other than coining the phrase Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Boyeeeeeee!

And has no class, no social skills, and no taste! Yet there are women who are obviously just trying to jump their own sad and pathetic careers. Knowing you are never going to get far in Hollywood being a whore for Flava Flav. I can go on and on talking shit about this fucking nasty ass moron but I won't. Just giving him this much media time is a second too much!

Fucking 50 year old man with a big ass clock around his neck that doesn't even work......... just pathetic!

A Electronic Lynching

Yesterday Barry Bonds broke a nearly 40 year record by tying Hank Arron's "Home Run" king record of 755. A huge deal if you are a baseball fan right?. NO! In fact it seems that 70 percent of the sports community hates the fact that he has tied and can even break the record. And why? STEROIDS!! Sportswriters and the press has slammed Barry because they believe the man used steroids to get to that number. YET..........no one has come out and said " I saw Barry Bonds used, buy, own, or even give steroids to anyone".

When Bonds was asked during a Congressional hearing if he had used steroids. Bonds admits that he may have been given steroids but was not aware because it might have been mixed with other nutritional supplements. There you go.........end of story. So because of that one statement. Barry has become the poster child of the 'steroids" era! Despite several other players who have used and been caught using "roids". Barry is the big Black fish they want to destroy!

All dumb ass excuses have been used such as head size increasing, violent mood swings, body mass increase, and improved numbers since smacking the 73 home runs in 2001.

FACT:
Barry Bonds head size HAS NOT increased! He is wearing the same hat size since he came into the big leagues.

Barry numbers have ALWAYS been great. It was his home run numbers began to increase after the 73 home runs he hit in one year. DESPITE the fact that Barry was receiving random testing since 2002. All test have proven negative.

Barry's mistress claims that he had violent mood swings during the 2001 period and he sold baseball memorabilia under the table which led to a tax fraud investigation. Yet this ho is asking "Playboy" to pose nude and has been selling her story to the highest bidder. And not one police report from her claiming domestic violence or any abuse.

Not one person has jumped over Mark McGuire (63 home runs). Nor Lance Armstrong (7 tour De France wins) even though France has claimed several times that he used and should be investigated.both white athletes and ass has continued to be kissed to this day. Bottom line is that Barry has NEVER been nice to the press and because he doesn't kiss their ass. Barry has pulled out of his shed, tied up and brought to the gallows. So the media has done their best to disgrace his name, piss on his achievements, and tarnish his place in baseball history.

When people can PROVE that Barry took steroids other than whack ass hearsay and speculation. Then give me a call! Otherwise leave the man alone and let him enjoy his great achievement.


I'm outta here!!

You must OBEY!

If there is any movie out there to see in your life time as a left winger. The movie " They Live" should be one of them. The 1988 movie has hit the hammer when it comments on today's society . If you relate the mysterious aliens to rich Republicans. Then you would get the message and fast! In fact it's almost as scary of a commentary on our current lives as you can get.

It's on Cinemax and out on DVD! If you haven't seen it................do so. But for those who have. Is that top picture not true or what?. People you must O.B.E.Y!

I'm outta here!

Usher finally jumps the broom!

UPDATE!!!

It looks like Usher and his new wife Tamika were married over the weekend. Despite the huge drama of last weekend. It appears that it might have been made up to be something it wasn't . The good thing is that kept it hush, hush to avoid the media drama. Nice move Usher. Hope you and the new wife have a wonderful musical marriage ( 5 years.......tops)!

Are We That Desperate For Entertainment?!

I was sitting at home and decided to watch A&E's The Two Corey's . Have we sunken this low to where now Hollywood is making reality shows on one hit wonders?. Who next? A show based on what happen with the "Fact's Of Life" girls?!

The show is really sad. Corey Haim is a walking train wreck while Corey Feldman is just a pussy whipped clown. And if I was Feldman. I would kick that tool Haim to da curb in a heartbeat. Especially when Haim thought it was a brilliant idea to do a " Lost Boy's" sequel. And when Feldman told him that there was one in the making that didn't include either one of them . Haim cried like a hopeless little bitch!

What is the world coming to?. Bring back Knight Rider or Knots Landing. Anything but this crap!

I'm outta here!

WE'RE HERE, WE'RE ASSHOLES, GET USED TO IT!

So starting next week we are bringing our favorite 3 whores back here to Blogspot! The hottest news on these bitches and Hollywood will be right here on TTB!! We can't wait! So welcome "Why-space" and " Facebook" readers. We hope you bookmark us and make us your new home! Blogs will come fast and furious and we love comments. We lean to the far left so if you love Bush. You might want to check out Toby Keith's blog!

So the day has finally come and we are ready to go! So enough hype.............let's get this bitch moving!

I'm outta here!

IT TAKES THREE DAYS.....................

that is how long our dear president takes when it comes to showing up to ANY disaster concerning Americans. I guess it takes one day to sink in, day two for his people to teach him what to say, and day three to find out how to fly the helicopter over the scene. Remember the days when a president got off his ass to go out and rush to a disaster and try to help those victims in need?. Oh, yea...........you can't because for the past six years. This asshole has been pulling the same routine. Clinton did it, George Sr did it, so why can't this dumb ass do it?. It's not like he was doing something else.

He hasn't used his "veto" pen in about two weeks. We know he is not doing anything on the war. I guess it took him some time to recoup from having that cold, hard, steel rod shoved up his ass from his colon exam. I guess he is not used to getting fucked like he done us for the past 7 years.

I just think it's crazy for this man to take his sweet ass time to show his face at a national disaster. The fucking D.M.V moves faster! But the only good thing that has come outta this is that the house and the senate did pass legislation to rebuild the bridge and make it stronger. And steel bridges throughout the country will now get a proper look over. But it still does not guarantee that these weak bridges will get the funds to repair and strengthen their infrastructure. So be safe crossing these death traps for now.

There is a God!

Whack-ney and K-fAg marriage is finally OVER!! The divorce was officially finalized and as of November. Our boy Kevin won't be getting no more of those 35 grand a month checks. But since he's getting HALF of the house they shared in Malibu. He will be doing fine for at least a year. You know that punk ass buster will waste it all on weed, jewelry, and keyboard equipment.

As for his crazy ass whorish ex-wife. She keeps the kids and gets to torture us more with her bad ass singing and her trailer trash drama that's keeps a man like me in business!

Bradgelina Moving To Europe?!

It looks like our Bradgelina is still coping with Angie's mama's death last winter. Her weight loss hasn't change and Brad is worried about the pressure of the press and the constant media that surrounds them 24/7.

Brad is so concerned about his foxy lady Angie so much. That he is considering moving the whole "world family" to Berlin....................yes, that's right! Berlin Germany!. There the family can somewhat can avoid a majority of the media and Europe would give those international babies the privacy they need. And maybe both can reconsider some of the bad choices in movies they have been making in the past two years. But who knows. This story could just be another rumor on the large list of stories on the famous couple!

This Movie Bombed Baby!!

"I Know Who Killed Me" died a horrible and nasty death at the box office this weekend! I mean come on. The story sounded foolish and her as a stripper was the only believable premise in this turd! Well I guess she has bigger things on her plate right now. Once she serves her time for her DUI and drug trail. She can star in a new movie from prison called " I Know Who Raped Me"! But then again............you can't rape the willing!

Usher calls it off!!

What is up this this mysterious cancelled wedding for Usher and his fiance Tamika?! It seems his mother/ex manager was opposed to the wedding. And get this..........he wanted and elegant dinner wedding reception and she wanted a backyard BBQ!!! How fucking ghetto! Bitch! This ain't Lil Jon video where after eating some ribs and hot links. All da bitches get down on da flo!

He really need to rethink his options! This bitch sounds like some whacked out trash! Stay tuned for latest news on this R and B drama!

The " Ten"

Just wanted to put a shout out to a fantastic new independent film coming out this Friday. An all star cast including a marvelous performance by a certain former "O.C" Television star!

It's a hilarious spin on the ten commandments. Great film and if you don't get a chance to see it in the theatre. You MUST see it on DVD. And then buy it as gifts to your dear friends!

I have to go see if I can go catch it again. It's just soooooooooooooo good!


I'm outta here!

A Leg Splitting Drag Queen

Holding Out for a Hero

Nothing gets my day started than watching a drag queen do leg splits! This video was like watching a bad variety act on a cruise ship. That's if it was a GAY CRUISE!!!And what a leg splitting performance that was!

The Black, Gay Superman just added the right kind of spice to an otherwise "salty" performance! And the irony of it all......the drag queen is dragged off the stage. After viewing it. I don't need a hero. I need a therapist for helping explain the reason I would put this cheesy shit on my blog!


What's with me and my fans sending me videos with drag queens. Are they trying to tell me something?. And no I am not gay. I just play one on T.V!


I'm outta here!

A Risk Not Worth Taking!

Today I spent the entire day in bed with a sour stomach! My insides felt like I had just threw up and the ate 20 pancakes with extra bacon and a milkshake chaser! And why you may ask?. Because my foolish ass stopped at a KFC/ Pizza Hut for a 3 piece meal and a soda. Know I should have known that I would be taking my life into my own hands by eating that tortured and closely caged chicken that lived in shit and was boiled alive before he was skinned and fried to make this hellish meal!

And what is up with the two fast foods places in one concept?! I don't want my pizza smelling like corn on the cob! Who the fuck brain stormed that idea?. And when you combine the shittiest pizza with the crappiest chicken. Nothing good could come out of that. And you wonder why American kids have diabetes and are a bunch of fat asses.

Speaking of fat asses. If I continue to eat that fried shit. Not only will I have to order my clothes from the Big and Tall store. My arteries will close up and need to be open up with the jaws of life!

But I knew something was wrong when the guy behind the counter asked me " are you sure you want 3 pieces"? Red flag number one! When they were putting my "death meal" in the box. There was a dumb ass mopping the floor with some strong ass ammonia........red flag number two! And when I got my soda. The coke machine looked like it was last clean.......when a young Bobby Brown came to town to perform a concert!

All I know is that my ass may need to go back to becoming a vegatarian. So word to the wise my friends. If you into taking risk....................go gamble in Vegas!

I'm outta here!!!

TTB is coming home......for a few months at least

Well. I am setting back into my old home here and I must say that it is somewhat refreshing. Now I will be only here until Jan 08. But I plan to make this blog a rocking, asskicking experience! It's nice knowing my fellow partner in crime " Big Lu" is on Blogspot and still helping the world become a better place!

http://lu666cifer.blogspot.com/

If you enjoy rock ( old school baby) and your politics hardcore and to the left (like I do). Then please check him out. As for myself. I tend to go the Hollywood route. My blog is about entertainment, politics, and what pisses me off that day! Am I ever happy?. YES! Before Bush came to the White House! But now I am a bitter, crabby, but amazingly "super hot" guy who gets easily annoyed at the world!

So next week. Get ready. It's time to turn it up a notch. Goodbye Whack-space and hello Blogger! Daddy has found a new home!

I'm outta here!

Curse You To Hell Alan Thicke!!!!

Ok. So my mom was watching TV and decided to be "tricked" by that Alan Thicke commercial where he is pushing the wonderful world of "Tahitian Village" in Las Vegas. After begging me to go with her and promising me that it was for only one day. I dedcided to see how she is wasting my money by going to this money trap!
We fly there and are greeted by a representative from the Village and driven to this hidden paradise! We knew something was wrong when we find out that we are getting on the freeway and DRIVING PAST DOWNTOWN VEGAS! We kept going about 10 more miles and we are saying to ourselves WTF! We get off the freeway and go about 5 more miles and we can see it. And I must admit. It looked nice from the outside. We drive up to the front and are greeted by more Tahitian cronnies dressed in Hawaian shirts and dress pants. And some of these people looked like if you got their name and put it through the Vegas police computer...............the bitch would blow up from all the priors it would have to print out!
So then we are whisked away to this convention room with 200 other couples ( suckers). And are welcomed by a guy named "Dan". No last name.........just "Dan". He began explaining all the wonderful things going on at Tahitian Village. And how it was made for the young at heart party crowd ( sorry mom)! He explained that every room is a hidden paradise and how you can close your eyes and think you were really in Tahiti ( yea..............if Tahiti was near the fucking Sun! It was over 100 degrees).
We then are forced to watch this crappy as movie about all the luxury that Tahitian Village has to offer. This film felt like it was "Gone With The Fucking Wind" ! Except that movie was somewhat entertaing and NOT AS LONG as this 3 hour spectacle of horse shit!

We then are whisked away to the registration desk to sign in and issued a room. Because of my so called celebrity status ( yea......right). We were issue to one of the better proprties on the plantation. The outside employees hardly smiled and I feel as if they didn't have their prison forelow program at this hell hole. They would be down on the strip handing out porno cards!
The 3 bedroom paradise they showed us was nice. Queen size beds and a LARGE bathroom. And it had Satilite TV and a kick ass kitchen. So TTB?! What could ever be so possibly wrong?! It had roaches! Yes people.........roaches! I am kicking it on top of one of these wonderful beds and I look off to the side and see a minture version of " The Black Spiderman" crawling on the wall. I got up, got a shoe and a cup and whacked this shit outta that animal!

Then I called the office and told them I had a roach in my room. And you know what they told me?. WE DON'T HAVE ROACHES AT TAHITIAN VILLAGE! I said " Your'e right............... because by nature's standards it would be too damn fucking big to be called a roach! In fact I don't know how it even got it's big ass up the wall"! Then Mr. I.Q said " Then it might have came from you bags"!
BITCH!! Do you know who the fuck I am?! You fucking low class doorknob! I don't have roaches poising as alligators in my house! What they fuck is wrong with you?! Did you take you meds?! The tool then said I was being rude and apologized for insinuating such an outlandious comment! Too late mo fo! The damage had allready been done. I asked for a rep ( prefferably a manger) to bring their ass over here and witness the carcass themsleves!

They brought over some "Barney Fye" looking mother fucker over to our suite who gave the "weakest performance" of a concerned employee I have seen! Not since I was given a barely speaking English apology from a Cambodian lady who poured soup on my ass at "The Panda House". Have ever seen such fake ass sympathy! I was beyond pissed but I wasn't going to ruin my mother's experience.
So the clown said he would get a cleaning team to go over the room while he treated us to a spa treatment. We got over there and the room was so fucking hot! I felt my skin frying! They apologized because their air conditioning blew out and they were giving messages out near the pool. Ok.................so we follow them out to a cabana, changed into a robe, and then walked to the pool. We get there and there must have been a "poor white trash" convention in town ! there was this " Larry The Cable Guy" looking fucker and his inbred girlfriend making all kinds of noises in the pool. So we get on the message bed and try to relax and I swear to God. They started fucking in the pool! all kinds of nasty noises were coming from that pool. Now they thought they were being private because they were hiding behind a big tree.

So I look at my massuse and she just smiled as to say "those whacky kids"! I was so disgusted that I just could not relax! I went back to the room and I thought I was in a scene from " Ghostbusters". Three guys wearing white jumpsuits spraying I don't know what around the outside and inside the room. what ever it was.........it smelled like ass and feet!

At this point I was so ready to go! But my mom was having the time of her life! I then walked down to the bar for a large drink. The bartender was gay and totally was flirting with me ( uh......ok). This just was the cherry on top of the ice cream! How could it get any worse?.

At night we were entertained by "Lighting" a rock tribute band that sounded like "pure ass"! and the lead singer came over to my mother during a song singing "Lady" from Styx! I thought I was going to puke blood! He then kissed her hand and blew her a kiss. Just fucking kill me now!

The next day we were asked to rate our stay and offered a once in a lifetime offer to purchase a suite. You gotta be fucking kidding me! I left that tropical paradise knowing I would never see that hell hole again!

The next time I see Mr. Thicke............I'm kicking him in the nuts!

I'm outta here!

Coming back In Aug 5th

After an HELLISH 2 years on Why-space! The TTB staff and I are coming back to Blogger starting Aug 5th! We plan to come back stronger and with a new look, new stories, but the same old trash that you love to hate! We look foward to seeing you here!

I'm outta here!

Shortest Blog Ever Written............

Madonna ( 1983)
YES.....VERY HOT!!!!










Madonna (2006) HELL NO!!........Not Hot!!!! Give It UP!!!!
Don't we wish all of our grandmothers look that good.

The Curse Of " The Mullet"

So. I am having dinner at one of my favorite old collage spots due to having a craving for some rally good Seafood. So minding my own buisness and all of a sudden this guy taps me on the sholders and says......." Hey, are you Keith?." I turn around and start to remember the face but what I can not get over is the fact that this fool still had a .............MULLET!!
In fact that I did know that guy and he will go nameless due to hiding that fact I want him spared from the shame ( Bill Simpson). Opps, my bad. So anyway. I knew him from back in da day in high school. Now I don't want to give away my age but let's just say.........that was in fashion when I was going with my Duran Duran t-shirt and K-Swiss shoes with matching Member's Only jacket. But what annoyed me so much is that not only was that a fashion " No-No" . But the fucker had grew to a portion that I thought the fucker was going on tour with the music group "Journey".
So you know I am trying to avoid this guy who still looks like he rolls into " Fantastic Sams" to get his rug trimmed and starts to bring up the good old days. Now I like to remminesse like any other guy but DAMN!! looking at that Mullet any longer , I thought I was going to hop in my "Ford Fiesta" and hang out in front of an 7-11. So I kept is short and sweet and he went on his way. Before he left I asked him what is he doing now. He told me........"Oh, I am a Best Boy at 20th Century Fox and I just finished up working on "X-Men". Damn people........you never know.

HOW DARE YOU!!!!!! (BOTM March 06)

The very same "HATERS" who attempted to trash Barry Bonds reputation are at it again. This time in a so-called tell all book that details Barry's steroid abuse. His jealousy of Mark Mcguire, and his so called HORRIBLE personality. And of course that racist rag Sports Illustrated backing this " Fiction" and treating it like it was fact are going full force in publishing excerpts from this waste of a tree book. The mere fact that not one of these accusations have even the slightest of proof nor have no material record that Barry Bonds was even using steriods in the first place.
The ridiculous and un-professional behavior of theses so called journalist should be at question and not Barry Bonds home run record or his level of performance. Barry Bonds was rated before his 71 home run record one of the greatest players to play the game in the 90's. Only Ken Griffey Jr came close. He had placed himself in the Hall Of Fame way before he his a single home run in the infamous year.
But somehow we always seem to go back to what Barry is doing. Jose Conseco went on record and gave a laundry list of players who were using steroids ( Juan Gonzales, Rapheal Palmerio, Sammy Sosa, Jason Giambi, Gary Sheffield, and of course let's not forget America's great white hope " Mark Mcguire") No one has even remotely come down hard on this guy who withing his last 7 years of baseball went from a skinny fatheaded goofball to a muscle bound freak. No one has yet to come down on him, nor the others that have been questioned. And waht about those who smacked home runs before only to dissapear such as Brady Anderson ( 52) Shawn Green ( 48) Mo Vaughn (50) Larry Walker (49). I guess those were "REAL" homeruns and we can cause those as fact not due to steroid use.
The real reason is this........the media has hated Barry Bonds from the very time time he kicked them out of the clubhouse when he camed to the Giants in 92. They have hated the fact that he did not need them. He was one of the greatest. He didn't need to kiss their old, white, viagra using asses.He distance himslf from the white players on the team. He had his own chair which no one could sit in. And his own TV that only he could watch in the clubhouse. They hated the fact that he was cocky, arrogant, successful.......and black.
So this steroid issue was great " smoking gun" to dismantle his record and his greatness in being one of the best players ever to play the game. Ty Cobb was an evil, racist who used the word "nigger" like it was saying "hello" but never do the media tries to damage his reputation the way the get after Barry Bonds. There are alot of arrogant assholes in baseball. But the racist media loves to jump on the biggest black prize winning bull in the pen.
What Barry did will and can NEVER be taken away. When your racist asses are dead and buried. His record will stand. When the French claimed that Lance Armstrong was using steriods not one American reporter try to prove or dispute their claims. But now it seems we have interview with people who gave someone drugs to a person who was close to Barry Bonds but yet no purchase reciepts, no first hand witnesses who saw Barry take these drugs. Not one of Barry's personal trainers claiming of such use...........no one. Only people who manufactured, and sold drugs to other doctors and trainers who know Barry was using.
It would not hold up in a court of law so they decided to use the sports buying public as their jury. Hate all you want you dickless fuckers because the month of march "BOTM" goes to authors Mark Fainaru-Wada and Lance Williams for their joke of a book.

I LOVE THIS WOMAN!!!!!

I was sitting at home and turned on the tv for the first time in two weeks and came accross "American Idol". Now I usually don't get into that crap but all of a sudden this angel came onto my screen.
Her name is Katherine Mc Phee and she is one of the contestants on the show. All I can say is .....WOW. Not only is she sexy as hell. But has a great voice and what charisma. Just amazing. I'll be watching this show until she wins and then later will ask her to marry me. Ok, maybe that might be a tad bit bold but hey .....that's me. Just tune in and catch one of her performances. You have not heard the last of that name.

Bitch and Tequila Don't Mix..............

Sorry boys and girls once again for the length of time between visits but your boys has been a busy beaver. I met this girl through " my-space" and we hit it off very nice. She was from up north and a very funny personality. She was very nice looking and loved my jokes. I took her to " The Ivy" which is big baller time here in LA.
We had a great time and again lots of laughs. But then again we all know a good first date does not always mean a even better second date. So tonight we went to a place called " El Cholo's" which is home to some of the greatest Mexican combination plates and Margarita's around. It was somewhat busy considering that it was Oscar night. So we had to wait for a table which was told to us would be 30 mins.
I being the smooth operator I am. decided to order a pitcher of Peach margaritas and a order of some of their world famous nachos. We chatted and I notice that she was drinking a lot more than she should. The next thing I know, she was plastered and speaking with that all so famous "drunk girl" slur. Our table was ready and I escorted her hoping that she would be cool about being slightly drunk. She told me that she had not eaten since Sat night and she has satyed up all night with her best friend.
Next thing I know she is throwing up and vomiting on my suit coat. The waitress came over and helped her to the bathroom while the busboys cleaned me and the table up. Thirty mins later she returned and try to act like nothing had happened. I asked her was she ok and she looked at me like I said her mamma was a whore! She then said in a low and yet forceful voice " don't embarrass me". What ?! Bitch you must be out of your mind!!! I am trying to see if your drunk ass was ok and all of sudden you are going to try to put my ass on blast about EMBARASSING YOU?!. I just said to myself........ok just let it go and make the best of it.
So we ordered and she then decided to try to punish my ass by trying to hit my wallet with ordering a lobster and crab fajitas and a small salad with two tacos on the side, one shot of tequila, and something sweet for desert. She is by far not a big girl ( 5'5, 110 ) so you guys know when the ladies are throwing your ass a good old fashion "Whoop em Up Style". And that sweet lady I met last week turned out to be " Ms Satan". The conversation was short and blunt and you know she did not eat 20% of her meal. Then she said that she would date a Black man but would not marry one because her parents would flip.
That's when "Operation Kick This Bitch To The Curb" went into full effect. when that bill came. I paid MY HALF and looked at her and said " Uh honey, yours came to $43.23". She then said "Opps I only have a hundred". Which followed me going " opps, I have change". She ordered another shot and decided to want to go to the bar for " Another Drink". I then looked at her and said " Didn't you have enough allready?." She then used some words I care not discuss on my site in fear that I will think about it and go back to her house and pull an " Ike Turner" on her ass and beat her with a white boot . Let's just say this....... I said a few choice words myself and left her ass there at the bar.
Well there you go boys and girls another sad ending to TTB love connection. But there was a good thing that did come out of this..........she left her car keys and house keys in my car. Can you say 1-800- LOC-SMTH?.

This is HARVEY all the way

This could be my good friend Harvey. In fact I am sure this is him. Harvey , how could you!!