Happy Trails Tony Snow!

When I woke up to the news that Tony Snow (G.W press secretary ) has resigned. Theonly thing I could say is "Oh Happy Day"! No more five and dime excuses turned around to confuse the press from questioning him about the "truth"! No more evil lies protecting his boss. No more looking at his fucked up face! Tony reasons for leaving is for 'Financial reasons"! You gotta be kidding me! What?. He wasn't making enough at the White House?. I guess he could make more money becoming a home lender!

Tony is a fucking joke! And so is his boss. So George, it looks like another one bites the dust. Is Condi next?. We haven't seen her ass in months. I guess she is still trying to get a White husband out on the PGA circut! Best of luck Condi! You deserve it!

Britney Brings Her Noise Back!!

Wow! Britney Spears new single is out hiting the airwaves yesterday and boy! Does is sound like a piece of crap! Now I must admit. I do own two Britney CD's so I can say that I am not a true hater of her music. But "Gimme More" really is either a hit or miss. But let's get real. Teenage girls and gay men will flock in droves to Target and Wal Mart to buy it!

I on the other hand will do it the old fashion way. I'll download that bitch off " Limewire ". I ain't paying a dime on that heffa!

Here is a sample of that noise..........

http://www.aolcdn.com/tmz_audio/britney_1.mp3

A word for Prince William and Harry.

So today is the 10th anniversary of Princess Diana's death.............yawn! Will we PLEASE let this woman rest in peace! Her sons William and Harry gave a service for their mother this morning. And yes, it was a big "broo haha". Harry called her the " best mother in the world ". What would make Diana happy is that more people would promote AIDS awareness, removing land mines in war torn areas, and doing more to help the poor. Not throwing concerts and big budget memorial services where people can be seen !

And to have the queen at her service was a freaking joke. That old bitch did everything she could to make Diana's life a living hell. And now she wants to come off as a loving former mother in law. And let's not even get started on that ex husband (Prince Charles). He was cheating on her from day one with that old sattle bag Camilla Bowles! For whom he later married. And how the boys must think that their own father who was so cruel and maliputive with Diana turns around and marries that old, rancid, looking whore!

Yes Elton John. We know you loved her. But dude give it a rest. Do some good rather than singing " Candle In The Wind" every time it involves Diana, sitting in your billion dollar mansion with your gay lover............oops husband. My bad! And do something Diana would have been proud of. Your connection with Diana would bring so much attention to her causes. So take off those Prada shoes and get dirty for once in your fucking life. Help some starving kids in Africa.

And don't even get me started on those sons. They have done nothing to keep her causes alive except to grope girls at parties, get drunk in public, and ride their mother's name for media attention for their father's own causes.

So if you really want to carry Diana's name for generations to come. Then stop the sexual harassment's, partying, girl hopping, and smoking weed. And get off your spoiled asses and follow to continue her dream and global causes make your mother proud! Now your mother was far from a saint. But she did try to do some good. Her influence changed so may people's lives and brought needed attention to subject like Bulimia, AIDS, World Hunger, Land Mines, and Leprosy.

So let's move on and try to make this world a better place. So Diana's memory and commitment will not go in vain.

Ahhhhhhhhh! Gay Love!!

Wentworth Miller. Dude! Just come out of the closet! Don't get caught in a men's restroom jiggling your bone to an undercover cop! So old Wenty has been ONCE again been seen with his 'close friend" and fellow gay actor Luke McFarlane. Now these guys ain't holding hands but they could be making plans. Deciding whose gonna be the pitcher in the bedroom that night.

Another Republican Cocksucker Busted!

Sen. Larry Craig of Idaho was arrested by a plainclothes police officer investigating complaints of lewd conduct in the men's public restroom at the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport, according to a police report cited by the Capitol Hill newspaper Roll Call.
In a carefully worded statement, Craig gave no details of the incident that prompted his arrest on June 11 but confirmed that he had pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct.
"At the time of this incident, I complained to the police that they were misconstruing my actions. I was not involved in any inappropriate conduct," Craig said in a statement.
"I should have had the advice of counsel in resolving this matter. In hindsight, I should not have pled guilty. I was trying to handle this matter myself quickly and expeditiously."
Craig, a married father of three, paid more than $500 in fines and fees related to the misdemeanor charge and was given one year of probation, Roll Call reported.
According to the police report, Craig entered a bathroom stall next to the police investigator, placed his bag against the front of the door and tapped his foot in a gesture commonly used to try to pick up men in public toilets.
"I recognized this as a signal used by persons wishing to engage in lewd conduct," Roll Call wrote, quoting the investigator in the police incident report.

ANOTHER REPUBLICAN CLOSET CASE!!!

How many are there?! They are running neck and neck with Catholic priest! Both try to make regular Gay's and Lesbian's lives a living hell. Yet they love the taste of dick in their mouths! And even worse! These Republicans go home and kiss their wives with that same nasty mouth! They disgust me so much. They are lower than dirt! This party of high morals and values has been a fucking joke! Republicans are a bunch of hypocrites, two faced, bastards!

Scandal after Republican scandal. They make what Bill Clinton did with Monica look like he was just brushing his teeth! These God loving freaks are going need another party to vote for because their Recons are pissing on the flag and the bible at the same time!

Is Your Life Worth $20K?! Then Join The Army!

The Army has establish a " quick ship" bonus to new recruits to go over Iraq. A new recruit can be paid $20,000 to join up, go through a speedy boot camp, and be shipped to Iraq and see combat as soon as three weeks! You have got to be fucking kidding me! We are paying our youth to basically gun to their own deaths for what is only the price of a VW Beetle! And the sad part. Kids are taking them up on their offer! Have we turned our American families to poverty to where our kids have to risk their lives for small cash?! These are not kids who decided to do a patriotic duty towards their country. These are kids who are in it for the bucks! And anyone knows who has been served by these teenagers today know they could care less about words like "compassion", "dedication", "hard work", and "respect for others". So who knows what these under trained and uneducated bastards will do when the shit hits the fan in a shootout!

The Republicans are doing everything they can to avoid a " draft". They would rather put us in the red and bankrupt our country than just pull out our troops out of Iraq! And this is just a sign that we have thinned out our troops and have no reason to continue to create such a killing field for our soldiers!

This war would end in one day with just one word................"draft". No one wants to put their children in harm of something so ridiculous as this war has cursed upon each and every American family.

It is so essential that we keep on our representatives to support a pull out of Iraq. We went in there based on lies and now we have placed ourselves in something that we can never get out of. Iraqis death increase but we rarely here about it because "they are just Iraqis". We have destroyed homes and people who still live in Baghdad have remained in fear for more than 4 years now. It's time to stop this fucking madness and bring our troops home!

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

Another axis of evil steps his ass down! Alberto ( I'm a joke) Gonzales resigned for his position as Attorney General yesterday. An end to a fucked up tenure as one of the WORST AG's in U.S history. Bush has the gaul to say that " it's sad that we live in a time when a talented and honorable person" is impeded "from doing important work." Now that is the best joke old GW has dropped on us since comparing Iraq to Vietnam.

I guess good ol Alberto must have smelled the fire coming closer to his imaginary wall of G.O.P delusion. The fact this asshole kept his job this long is amazing.

Gonzales gave a powerful performance telling the press "I have lived the American dream." The first Latino to helm the Justice Department said his "worst days as attorney general have been better than my father's best days." He can remember how hard his father work years ago but can't remember authorizing the firing of federal D.A's for not going along with the Republican program!

It looks like the rats are leaving the ship. Poor Bush. All alone without his congress, Rove, Rumsfeld, and now your long arm of the law Gonzales.

Now I am worried. Who is going to protect us from Al Queda?! I guess the same imaginary ghost that protected us during 9/11!

Nick Hogan Gets Into Crash

Current news coming out of Tampa Bay Florida is that Nick Hogan ( son of Hulk Hogan) crashed his car into a tree while driving and now is in critcal condition. Watchers say that Hulk Hogan was informed and was there at the crash. Nick was taken to Bayfront Medical Center, a trauma center. A passenger was also in the car and is also in critical condition. No word on the status of both Nick and the passenger.

Owen Wilson and Suicide?!

Now word is flying fast on the story that crooked nose actor Owen Wilson tried to commit suicide this weekend. Sources say that Owen had cut his left wrist and had taken a numerous amount of pills. His current condition has stabilized and is told that he has been transferred to another medical facility for "dehydration". Yea, OK! Whatever you say there buddy. ! Police and a city attorney were present at St. John's hospital at time when he was admitted. More news will come out soon enough.

Los Angeles Sheriff's Department Is A Joke!

Don't even get me started on this shit. This bitch(Nicole Richie) served 82 minutes in jail yesterday after being charged with driving the wrong way on a freeway DRUNK! But the big question is. What is happening to the Los Angeles Sheriff's department?. They are a fucking joke!

They keep using excuses that the celebrities are getting the same treatment as regular inmates. But time after time . Former inmates in the L.A Sheriff's system say that they have served longer terms for similar offences and have done excessive amounts of community service. So it's obvious that Sheriff's department has a separate justice system for those who have money. And what about the judges?. It seems that they are in awe that a celebrity in is their court and they practically bend over backwards to accommodate their high profile defendants.

Starting with O.J Simpson and working it's way down. The Department says that lack of funding is the reason why they can not improve their jails. They cannot afford to hire new officers, or update the size of their jails. So means that they're criminals doing no time in jail for their crimes.

Which means if you don't kill a person in L.A. You have got a good chance of spending spending only a few months if "that" in the slammer. So carjack you ass off! Rob those old ladies! Mug the handicap! And bitch slap that employer you always wanted! Because in L.A! You got it made! Get handcuffed, take a mug shot, and be home by dinner!

I really need to move!

I'm outta here!

Reason on my delay on blogs..........

Well folks. I am back at Blogger . I am sorry for not giving my readers my everyday rants and raves. I was still doing my entertainment blogs on why-space and doing the sports blog. And it is starting to take it's toll! By doing all three has kinda stretched me to the point to where I have no life ( like I had one in the first place). But it looks like why-space might be a victim to being cut off.

I had initially planned to leave why-space for the blogs. But some of my readers somehow cannot seem to get Blogger nor be able to comment. I have spoken to Blogger and they told me that it shouldn't be the case. They advised me that Blogger reaches over 50 countries and people can leave comment even if they do not have an account.

But like I said since coming back. I am still working on getting my own web site together and should have it up and running by January. After that. All blogs anywhere else will cease ( including here). The new site will cover all four areas ( entertainment, politics, movies and sports) Our staff will go from 2 to 4. And we'll have sponsors. Right now I am running my "rinky dink" operation on iced coffee and red bull!
I like to thank those who followed me over ( Shiki and Lu) and please check out their blogs ( Fwtbtblog , Lu666cifer ). Never a dull moment on either blogs. And thank those who have given me the strength to keep this madness going ( Starbucks, Samuel, Denise and Nathan). And I have to give props to the Birmingham high school wrestling team in Van Nuys! Go big "B"!

I'm outta here!

Today's Beef!!

Can someone PLEASE tell me who is a fan of this shit?! Is this guy even remotely funny?! I was on a plane to Paris one time and I was forced to view one of his shitty movies! I never wanted to jump outta of plane more! What a waste of film! I never had such a major headache after watching 10 minutes of that horse shit! And did you see the current movie trailer for his new movie?. Mr. Bean's Whack Ass Holiday . Now I know the guy's got a fucked up face and I guess it might make a 5 year old laugh. But damn is this character fucking annoying! Sorry Rowan but please do something else!

Someone has to share a bunk with this guy!

This is why I support " Don't Ask Don't Tell "! He has to be straight. No gay guy could dance that bad!

Don't Mess With Seacrest "Pal-ley"!

In my many years living in Hollywood. I run across more than my fair share of celebrities. Some experiences are good. Some..........bad! But that is just the nature of the beast. But one particular celebrity has haunted my nightmares and for some really bad luck. I just keep running into him. And within a week. He is doing something big. That so called celebrity is..........RYAN SEACREST!!

Now I am not going to go into any details of how and why I keep running into him. But I will say this. It's NEVER good and the outcome always makes me look like I'm the asshole!

But I will tell you the most recent encounter. I was at a party of my friend who at the time was my manager. I had been drinking just a little and decided to go outside for some air. I walk to the back and sat down on these really nice lawn chairs near the swimming pool.

I hear someone talking on a cell phone whose voice was really familiar. In fact just hearing it's over excited sound I knew who it was before I laid eyes on the punk. It's Ryan. And he is walking a pace as if the law was after him. He walks by this really narrow path next to my foot and then.........BAM! He trips over my foot. His cellphone flies and hits the floor. He turns around and the look was "priceless" .

He recognized me the moment we laid eyes on each other. he then gave me a cold stare and said " you better have not done that on purpose.......buddy ". Now the last time we met. He called me "pal-ley". I said " sorry" and he then said " if this phone is broken. They'll will be hell to pay "! Oh yea! Like I am afraid of a 5 foot woman with a five o clock shadow. Lucky for me ( insert eye roll) that his precious phone was ok. He gave me another little bitch ass look, mumbled something under his breath and walked off.

Why in the fuck do I get all the luck in having to see this human dildo with bleached teeth around town?. Why can't I see hot ass Megan Fox every time I go out?. Why do I keep seeing this pint sized Merv Griffin when I am trying to enjoy myself. And folks. The guy is no Brad Pitt. Imagine if a Froto from "Lord Of The Rings" anal fucked a Chipmunk, had a baby and frosted it's hair!

And it gets worse people. I was told Seacrest is hosting this years Emmy's and guess who got invited to go?. It's the story of my life folks. My karma will have me meet him in the restroom where he will come up to me and say " I heard you were talking shit about me".

Oh well. I'll just beat the shit out him with my water bottle and put an end to this madness. At least I'll be on TMZ!

Lindsay's HELLISH rehab treatment program!

Nothing is more embarrassing than getting pulled over by a cop. Especially when you are drunk. You know it's going to be bad. A long wait in a dirty courthouses. A cold, and heartless judge who will throw the book at your ass. And community service washing police cars that seems like for hours.And don't forget about the A.A meetings and the huge fine you will have to pay. It's going to be hell for the next few months...................... but not if you are a celebrity!

Baby! You got it good! You can drop some cheddar and roll right into a "so called " strict rehab program where you not only able to go bike riding, river rafting.And the hardest thing you will be doing?. Cleaning your room and moping a floor. Things your ass would do at home! And what's great about it. You get time served credit! Which means, no to little jail time. And you can tell the press how hard you worked and what a life changing experience rehab was.

So when I see Lindsay's whorish ass frolicking in the sun and being able to go shopping being treated like her ass is at a fucking "Sandal's" resort. It just makes me sick. No one in this fucking country wants to do anything about the obvious stellar treatment people with money get versus the average Joe! It's like saying " you can't do anything about the weather".

French citizens hunted down the hierarchy during the French Revolution and chopped their fucking heads off! Now I wouldn't go that far..........unless it was necessary! But people need to voice their displeasure to the local leaders you vote for every year!

God I hate these whores!

Can the people of Dafur ever get a fucking break?.

Refugees from Dafur who try to escape for the turmoil and death that surrounds their own country were denied access to settle in Israel.

The move angered many Israeli lawmakers and human rights advocates because of reports that some Sudanese refugees are being killed or mistreated by authorities in Egypt.
Israel has been struggling with how to cope with an increasing number of Africans, including some from Darfur, who enter the country through Israel's southern border with Egypt.
According to Israel's Haaretz newspaper, the refugees were arrested Friday evening as they tried to cross from Egypt into Israel. They were held at a military base in southern Israel before being driven back to Egypt on Sunday, the newspaper reported.

Israeli law denies asylum to anyone from an enemy state, AP reports. Sudan's Muslim government is hostile to Israel and has no diplomatic ties with the Jewish state.

Dozens of Israeli lawmakers recently signed a petition urging the government not to deport Sudanese refugees.
Arab militias supported by Sudan's government have committed numerous human rights atrocities, U.N. officials say, including the slaughter and gang rape of civilians, destruction of water sources, looting and burning of buildings and crops.

According to Haaretz, one of the asylum-seekers "jumped on the wire fence in an attempt to make it over to the Israeli side, but was reportedly dragged back and bludgeoned to death by the Egyptians."
Responding to the report, Human Rights Watch called on Egypt to investigate the reported deaths.
There has been no public response from the Egyptian government.

Since the beginning of the year, nearly 3,000 Africans have crossed from Egypt into Israel -- nearly half of them from Sudan, many traveling on foot.
Many Sudanese refugees end up in Israeli prisons waiting for the government to decide what to do with them. Israeli volunteers -- outraged at the incarcerations -- have helped many Sudanese find work in Israel's agricultural communities and temporarily live in family homes across Israel.

I can't see any country denying a settlement for those who are tortured, beaten, and treated like shit. Especially Israel. I hope they didn't forget about how the Germans treated them during WW2. Egypt should be ashamed in how they treat their own fellow Muslims. I guess color plays a factor in everything. We deny Haitians yet accept Cubans. We turn our backs on Europeans illegally entering this country yet condemn Mexicans from crossing the border for a better life. We as many countries need to understand that people don't just decided to leave their country just because they can. If the U.S could not protect my family and I felt their was no promising future here. And Canada could. I would hate to leave my homeland. But I be trying to cross that border for a better life in a heartbeat.

And to use religion as a factor not to allow people access into your county is a joke. Jewish Ethiopians that have moved to Israel are treated like second class citizens and deal with racism on a regular basis. I'm worried that Sudanese who flee their may be treated the same. Israel is not full of God loving left wing liberals. They also have their conservative, racist idiots too. And if Israel wants to be a part of that community. It should continue to show that they are good neighbors. Denying entry to those in need is not one of them.

Another sneaky "Old Cracker" tries to enter the White House!

So it seems the Republicans "great old white" hope is closer to jumping off the fence and trying to enter the presidential race. He has been illegally raising money off the Internet by not officially throwing his hat in. So it means he has no limit to how much campaign funds he can acquire during a "exploratory" campaign. He is showing his old, ancient, ass more on television. And even his "child bride" is trying to look more older.....by wearing lipstick and smoking! Yea girl!. That will get the liquor store owners from not carding you!

Now the old cracker goes on CNN and starts talking shit about baning same sex marriages, stopping abortions, and bringing back good faith in the White House.

Likely Republican White House hopeful Fred "old ass" Thompson told CNN Friday that he would work to overturn Roe v. Wade if elected president, and would push for a constitutional amendment that protects states from being forced to honor gay marriages performed in other states.
“I don’t think that one state ought to be able to pass a law requiring gay marriage or allowing gay marriage and have another state be required to follow along,” Thompson told CNN’s John King in an interview Friday.
Thompson added that the U.S. Supreme Court decision legalizing abortion “was bad law and bad medicine.”

Bitch please! Bad medicine is when a doctor tries to keep you old ass alive for more than the 150 years you are close to now!. The last thing we need in the White House is some dumb ass backwoods cracker that is still stuck in 1951! Has yet to step his foot in the race and already breaking fund raising rules and talking mad shit to the American public! And this is the man you want running our country?! If Bush didn't push us back in credibility for 200 years. This old fuck will send us back to the fucking " Ice Age"! We'll be riding mammoths to work and training monkeys to do our dishes! Sitting by the campfire eating half cooked sabertooths!

You're a fucking fourth rate actor from Hollywood. Before "Law and Order" Your ass was playing 1960's rednecks who lynch Negros who sat in the front of the bus! Your career was close to becoming an extra in Retirement resort community infomercials or diabetic home delivery commercials! With your wife you seem to pick out of some Jon Benet beauty pageant! And you are older than the constitution it's self!. If Thomas Jefferson ( your collage dorm roommate) were fucking alive. He would challenge your ass to to a duel and be done with you right there!.

Is this really the best the Republicans have to offer?! A "cousin fucking, wife cheating" mayor riding on 911, a former POW solider who has lost his mind, a Mormon who flip flops. And now the crypt keeper and his Malibu Barbie wife?! In fact Fred. Why don't you create a law banning child bride marriages you fucking fossil!

If the Democrats fuck this up. They should dismantle the party all together. And if American fall for this bullshit again. I'm moving to France. Because this country has gone to shit in a hand basket!

Your Days Are NUMBERED!!

Two co-defendants of Michael Vick say the NFL star helped execute dogs that didn't fight well, according to federal court documents.

The court papers, filed as Quanis Phillips, 28, and Purnell Peace, 35, pleaded guilty to dogfighting charges Friday, said all three men "executed approximately eight dogs that did not perform well in testing sessions" in April of this year by methods such as hanging and drowning.
Peace, of Virginia Beach, and Phillips, of Atlanta, said the money behind the Bad Newz Kennels dogfighting operation, based on property Vick owns in Virginia, came "almost exclusively" from the Atlanta Falcons star. And they confirmed to prosecutors that all the accusations in the 18-page indictment are true.

Documents filed with the guilty pleas of Peace and Phillips detail a dogfighting ring that began in 2001 -- the same year Vick was the NFL's top draft pick out of Virginia Tech -- and went on through the spring of this year.

It's LIGHTS OUT Vick.......or should I say Ron Mexico! To think that this tool wasted a $118 million dollar NFL contract with sponsor endorsement just so he could bet, breed, and kill, innocent dogs for his own sick ass pleasure. This is no longer a race issue. So southern chapter of the NAACP can move on and stop defending this bastard!

When you have three of your own boys rolling over and willing to testify against you. You have no other options but to plea a deal and hope the NFL shows some mercy. And for the owner of the Falcon's. I have to feel for the guy. Vick looked him straight in the eye and lied to him about breaking the law.

Now it's time to face the music. As a huge dog lover. I hope the NFL ban's his ass for life. But don't do the crime if you can't do the time! And I hope now since he refused to plea before the Friday deadline. I hope they throw the book at his ass!

Crash and Burn!

Can it get any worse for whore # 2?! The walls are closing in and the list of people dishing her shit is piling up! Nannies, personal assistants, bodyguards, former girlfriends are talking to the press about Britney's downfall!. And I kinda feel a little sorry for her dumb country bunkin ass! But not too much because this bitch got caught up in the madness and started treating those who where there when she was poor white trash like shit!

Stories of drinking in front of the kids, calling them a "mistake", fucking around with women, keeping the kids up until midnight, and fucking extras can't help her custody case.

I really think the alliance of Britney's mother, K-Fed, and her former manager have their finger in a lot of these tabloid attacks. But once again. Britney caused all this shit! Young and stupid will only take you so far in life! Her ass needs to grow up and quick. Her career has a huge question mark on it's longevity. She could possibly lose custody of her kids, and the bitch is a corset away from having to wear a red "scarlet letter" on her chest!

This whore has to get a high end publicist and a management team to control the spin on this crazy shit. Otherwise this dumb bitch is going to be doing concerts on "Carnival Cruise" ships and selling jewelry on QVC! Wake up, get moving and "get er done" bitch!

Britney LOVES Da Ladies!!

At least that is what her soon to be fired assistant Shannon Funk claims.She says that that infamous night with the collage stud video extra. She was all over a girl and ended up munching carpets with her later that night! But didn't K-Fed drop that on us last year?. And we all know what type of girl she is. One of those " part time " Lesbos after two beers rule! We know she is not gonna give up the dick. Especially the dumb ass, loser dick that she finds herself drawn to! But this is just yet another claim to use in her custody battle with K-Whack! Kevin has also told the press through his lawyer " that money is NOT the reason why he wants more than the 50/50 custody he has now"! Anything you say Kevin! Because right now you are " father of the year " and yo former girl is a walking vagina!

Spinners!!

We have had "hot rods", " tricked out vans", souped up "rice rockets" whips rolling on dubs, 22's, 24's, 26's, 28's and now today we have "spinners". Now if you live under a rock or a small town of 200. You might have not seen these hideous entrapment's driving around in your neighborhood. Cars varying from high end " Escalades " to rusted out 1986 "Mustangs". Can someone please tell me why kids are obsessed with rolling down the street on big ass chrome rims that "spin"?!

And people, these bitches aren't cheap! Some spinners can start at $3000.00 and go up to $25,000! And these punks are putting them on pieces of shit cars and thinking it's "da bomb"!

But if young girls didn't hop in them and thinks a guy who has them is "cool". We wouldn't be having this conversation! I have yet to understand the fascination of chicks who adore losers with no to little income rolling on a freshly painted 'whip" and riding on "spinners"! And we all know boys will do and pay for anything if it gets them a shot at hitting those panties!

But guys! If you ain't got a good paying job! Stop fucking up your little to no credit trying to get some over sized and TACKY ass rims. And just get a car that's clean, runs well, and doesn't have a " soccer mom " bumper sticker on the back! Because 10 years from now. You will be looking back and thinking what a jack ass you were for blowing your credit on some stupid shit like that. While you're helping old Mrs. Johnson with her groceries to her new Mercedes as a 28 year old bag boy . Because your dumb ass chose to leave school so you could get a counter job at "Arby's" to pay for yo "spinners"!

I'm outta here!

The White House Takes Out The Trash!

Hitler's favorite son broke a tear today when he told the press that he was officially resigning. Karl Rove leaving the White House is a liberal celebration. But is it really?. That evil, fat, fuck may plan to run for office. or maybe even work way behind the scenes for the Republican party. Rove was considered "King Karl" of the Nazi party (my bad, Republican). And with his influence. Used his masterful mind fuck of every dumb ass Bush lover into believing that terrorist were stalking their Wal-Mart's, Democrats were communist, gay were going to take over the world once they had the right to marry, and Bush is a God fearing, intelligent leader. And it worked!

Dumb fucks came out of their trailer parks and voted in droves for their dear Fuhrer and Demi-god! And goosestepped to his beat on everything. Including taking our right to privacy, and using our soldiers for Iraqi target practice! And no one would ever question him. If they did.......they were officially "Un American"!

That fat evil fuck also outed a CIA agent and not one agency charged him with treason! With Hitler having his back. he could do what ever he wanted. His punk ass should have taken his ass down to Bally Total Fitness and drop some LB's and then walk over to church so the demon buried inside him could fly out and take over another soul!

So goodbye you piece of shit. And I hope Satan takes you back to hell so you can repaint your condo!

I'm outta here!

Putting A Stop To "Ballot Fraud"! (Part 1)

All this bullshit about the 08 elections, debates, you tube debates, Iowa caucus, New Hampshire primaries and CNN ballot polls. NOT ONE candidate has opened their mouth about the dreaded evil word........." ballot reform "! Do we even care if poor Blacks in predominately Democratic areas get an equal opportunity to have their vote count?. Will they have to wait for three hours where in rich, Republican neighborhoods, they wait for less that 10 minutes. Will the ultra corrupted electronic balloting count hundreds of vote for one candidate while erasing another?.

It seems our special interest candidates couldn't give a rat's ass! You would think out of all people our dear old " don't call me a Black candidate" Barack Obama would be trying to lead such an investigation. But NO! since most of his money is coming from special interest. He knows all he has to do is show up to a couple Black churches during campaign time and he'll be alright! But when he loses every state his name is on the ballot. He'll be screaming foul. As will any of the future Democratic candidates chosen to be the party candidate!

The state of Florida has not improved it's balloting situation even after the snafu that happened in 2000. In Ohio. The same problems that kept the polling places open until 1am. has still done nothing to improve the flow of votes. In California. Polls are fewer an in between in urban areas than in upper class suburban areas. In fact polling places in Orange county (which is Republican controlled) out number downtown area polls 2 to 1! So who do you think will have the advantage in 2008?.

This is another whack ass scam pull by our politicians to keep the voting process in their control. Congress could update this problem in an instant. But Democrats can't make a move without a majority of Republicans supporting the change. And while certain Democrats are getting paid by special interest group who benefit from keeping certain candidates in their pockets. That means once again a close election could be decided by an Republican bias supreme court!

So as of today TTB is doing the following. We are going to mail every candidate in our area and in our state. As well as house leader Pelosi and senate leader Reid. we are going to DEMAND the do something about this problem. We will put their replies on this blog and give you bi-weekly updates. We are going to use our influence and do our part to make sure EVERY American vote will count!

I'm outta here!!

And I Thought Eating My "Orange Chicken" Was Taking A Risk!

Are we sure we should be dealing with CHINA?! The new world power has quietly been maneuvering it's self towards world domination and shitting on our environment since Bill Clinton signed that Republican endorsed " trade pact" back in 1996. And with the pure and complete ignorance of the current administration.China has basically had an "open playing field" to doing whatever they want.

We have turned our heads to trying to force them to have any 'human rights" laws on their book. Democracy is not a word in their vocabulary.Through this shitty ass trade agreement. They have been sending government paid auto executives to copy and obtain as much automotive technology and construction . For the sole purpose to take back to China and compete in the already crowded auto market. They have taken jobs from Americans by allowing factories that where opened up by greedy American companies in China to abuse their employees and pay them an average of $13.50 a week!

The number of defected products are now going through the roof that they are sending over to not only our country, but the world. Toothpaste, fish, paper products, clothing, and now toys. And they think we are going to fall for the oki doke when they start selling their $4000.00 cars in the U.S in two years?.

And now today the news come of ANOTHER high ranking official being off'ed after ANOTHER recall has been issued in the states regarding yet ANOTHER faulty product.

The head of a Chinese manufacturing company accused of shipping hundreds of thousands of lead-tainted toys later recalled in the United States has committed suicide, a state-run newspaper said Monday.

Zhang Shuhong, who co-owned Lee Der Industrial Co. Ltd., killed himself at a warehouse over the weekend, days after China announced it had temporarily banned exports by the company, the Southern Metropolis Daily said.

Lee Der made 967,000 toys recalled earlier this month by Mattel Inc. because they were made with paint containing excessive amounts of lead. The plastic preschool toys, sold under the Fisher-Price brand in the U.S., included the popular Big Bird, Elmo, Dora and Diego characters.

It was among the largest recalls in recent months involving Chinese products, which have come under fire for globally for containing potentially dangerous high levels of chemicals and toxins.

The recall by El Segundo, California-based Mattel came just two months after RC2 Corp., a New York company, recalled 1.5 million Chinese-made wooden railroad toys and set parts from its Thomas & Friends Wooden Railway product line because of lead paint.

This has been becoming an on-going problem with China. And when do we pull the brakes on selling their products?. When millions of Americans die from them?! How in the fuck do we know that there are not people slowly dying from inhaling, handling, or even eating some of the toxic shit they are sending over here?.

The FDA says that only 5 percent of the products ship from China are even inspected! So that basically means we are fucked! And now the new controversy of letting them host the Olympics when it has been reported that the air quality in Bejing is the worst than any U.S city. Remember people. China does not have a single law on record when it comes to controlling toxin being sent into our air. In fact a leading air quality advocate agency say that most of the dust that is in the air in west coast cities can be traced to coal refineries based all the way in China!

It's getting out of hand people! And really what can we now do?. Refuse to buy products?. Boycott their summer Olympics?! Call them the new "evil empire" and have Republicans using yet another excuse to hold office?!

So if you see "Made In China"! Just remember......it really means " Do You Feel Lucky"!

Freedom for only $41.99!! What a deal!

This doll is REALLY for sale! You must be joking! It is so good to know that "ass-mander and thief" can jump in a naval jet in a moment's notice to protect our freedom. Gee! I guess that U.S Solider death toll nearing 3700 was all for naught! When we could have had G.W jump in a jet plane and just bomb da shit out of those evil doers! I wonder would it take him 3 days to answer the call to fly and fight for freedom?. I wonder if he would just disappear and show up in another state and whereabouts mysteriously unaccounted for by and erased by a local general. Or would he just sit there and continue reading a children's book to a bunch of kindergartners for 7 minutes while our country was being attacked. Yes, my fellow Americans. That doll is worth it's weight in gold!

You can order it online or pay it in a installment plan at your nearest Wal-Mart! Ah shit! Who needs to pay for food and prescriptions when you have your very own "American Hero" protecting you in your own home! I know I feel so much safer! I'll put it on my credit card. Oops! I can't! Those high interest rates caused by loaners due to giving fixed rate mortgages to people with bad credit to boost our weak ass economy and fool millions of Americans to thinking that we are living in great times has put a stop to that! Oh well. I'll just use my overtime check to pay for it. Oops! I can't! My job has stopped overtime because they had to choose between keeping me on full time or paying for my HMO health insurance that does not pay for serious medical cost!

Oh well. I guess my kids don't have to have dinner for the next couple of nights. Shit! They're young and have small stomachs! There is no price in preserving our freedom! Proud to be an American! Thank you our U.S president AKA Naval aviator "Top Gun"!

To prefer the comfort of strangers!

Sorry I have been away my dear readers. I have been busy with a nasty infection and have not been in the best mood to trash my favorite whores. Lucky for them. They shall receive a reprieve from me today.

You know something has gotten under my craw since the past few months. I have a good friend who lives in another state. I have known this person for 10 years now and we even once were roommates. During that time . I had a period where I wasn't the greatest of friends. I was late in my rent since I lost my job. Owned a dog that my friend hated. So not to start WW2. I gave the dog away. I got a job and started making money so I became on time again. The person HATED all of my friends but I was supposed to worship and love theirs. And I even respected the roommie situation by never bringing my dates home to fool around ( which was hard for me because I'm such a stud)

So after all that. My friend then tells me that they is moving out and not telling me where they are moving to. Leaves the house in shambles. Takes only their shit and leaves the rest for me to clean up. Two months later the person calls acting like nothing had happened and still took another month to find out where they moved to. Now I understand there are two sides to every story and to this day. That person has refrained from giving a reason ( even though I think the rent drama was the ice breaker). But at least leave with some class about it and since I agreed to an amicable split. Let's share the responsibility of cleaning up the apartment and moving on.

So we have let things past for the past 5 years and now this same person who jumped ship has now decided to be condencending and somewhat obnoxious when it comes to any form of conversation and despite living miles away. I have no desire of ever getting on a plane and seeing this person. Bad blood tends to rise at it's own moment in time and after a ride to a party and discussing it with a another friend. Am I wrong for wanting this madness to end?. I feel once negative energy has flowed into a friendship. Things can and will never be the same. It's like sleeping with your best friend. You know afterwards, it was a mistake that cannot be redone over.

It's sad but I think a new beginning and to move on would be the best way to overcome an otherwise sad a prolonged "doomed" friendship. When a person doesn't respect you as a friend and can't be trusted, kicks you when you are down and disses your friends but can talk all night about theirs . Then you know it's time to roll out in a blaze of glory and break out the streetsweeper hommie. I'll compose a "Dear John" letter ASAP! And folks. You know it will be TTB style!

I'm outta here!

Whore number "2" is making a move to number "1"

Was it just less than a day that I wrote that this hillbilly whore needs help?! Now this dumb ass whore is just making her case that her kids should be ripped from her freshly manicured hands!

The latest man to fall into the hard-partying pop star's orbit is Matt Encinias, a 21-year-old college student who tells Us Weekly the exclusive details of his twisted night with Spears in the latest issue. In just five hours, Encinias went from being an extra in her latest video to pounding drinks and locking lips with the single mom of two in a rooftop pool at L.A's Standard Downtown hotel.
Although Spears was expecting her two young sons to be dropped off at her Beverly Hills home at noon (as per her custody arrangement with their father, Kevin Federline), the singer had arranged to have the pool reopened at 2 am for the exclusive use of her group, which included then-assistant Shannon Funk and some hand-picked male extras from her video shoot. "Britney was the first one to undress, and then everyone else followed," Encinias tells Us. "I turned around and saw that she was topless and she had fake tattoos of flowers on her nipples from the shoot." "I was told all she wanted to do that night was kiss a boy," the 5'10" California native continues. "And that's what she did. Mission accomplished." It was when the alcohol started running low that an inebriated Spears, 25, suggested a game of Truth or Dare. "I was dared to get naked and get out of the pool and walk as though I was on a catwalk in a fashion show," says Encinias. "Britney was laughing really hard."

WHAT A FUCKING WHORE!!

Is this how a mother of two acts?. Now I know a woman can expess themselves the way they like. And if a man does this same shit he is a party God! But you were a role model for little girls. You are a mother whose boys will have to go to school and be teased by other children. people will NEVER take you seriously ( yea, like they do now).
You know, I am just sick and tired of talking about this dumb ass bitch right now! I need a drink yal!

Race Matters Concerning 756!

Who’s showing more class?. Barry Bonds after hitting his historic 756 home run?. Or the sports writer’s who are trashing his name literally right after his achievement?.

When Barry Bond’s hit his now famous homerun at AT&T Park last night with 56,000 so called Giant’s fans watching ( they are doing bad this year and most were there to witness history). He smacked it over the right field fence. Ran around the base. And thanked his fan’s, family, and the city Of San Francisco for standing by and supporting him. He even broke a tear thanking his father. He would have continued to play, but his manager took him out of the game to enjoy his very special night.
So what does half of the sport’s writing community do? They start bringing up steroid claims, trashing his name, even suggesting an asterisk be placed by the number 756 so that people will forever know that his homerun record is not legit. These same stupid ass fuckers who kissed Mark McGuire’s ass during his great 1998 “63” homerun campaign. A man who nearly half of his own teammates accused of him using steroids. But McGuire has continually denied to this day.
Not one word about the pitcher who threw the pitch for Barry to hit number 755 who was suspended for 10 games for using steroids himself a few years back.
They have made Barry Bond’s their unofficial steroid’s poster child. Throwing every accusation along with the kitchen sink at him. Even at his press conference, they tried to trash him. Asking weather he thought his home run title was legit. What a classless question to asked someone in their finest hour!
Barry Bonds has ignored and dismissed all of their hatred and has continued to handle the situation without busting a bat over these fucker heads like I would have done. He HAS NOT been ever charged with using steroids. He HAS NOT in the past 6 years since these claims have ever been tested positive for steroids. Yet no one talks about those who have been caught and those whose numbers should be questioned. I think that if a person hits 56 homeruns one year and then 21 the following should be a red flag. But no. Let’s hate on a man who at the age of 35 when most people are falling from their prime breaks the all time single season homerun record. And continues to hit more than 30 homeruns after that year into his 40’s WITHOUT the use of steroids. Babe Ruth did it in his late 30’s, so did Hank Aaron. But no! Barry has to be juiced up. No one in this day and age could hit so many homeruns. On Saturday, Alex Rodriguez hits number 500 at the tender age of 30 and is on his way to hitting close to 756 in his late 30’s. So people it can be done.
I’ll call it like it is……………these old, white sports writer’s are trashing this man because he has always hated the media, been a cocky asshole since his mid 20’s. And has acted like baseball diva rather than have these vulture’s all huddle around him and get into his personal life. They hate the fact that the good old ol’ days are fading and so are some of those old baseball records that Babe Ruth and Hank Aaron kept for close to 33 years. They want to keep baseball as white, clean, and neat like they did in the old days. The same people who got baseball to change the height of the pitching mound because a black player ( Bob Gibson) was pitching strike outs on fool’s asses and got down to a year shocking 1.72 ERA. The same people who called Jackie Robinson a worthless “nigger” as he stole bases and hit for a 300. Batting average. The same people who said up until 1980 that mangers could not be Black because their people did not have the intelligence to negotiate tough situations on the field. And the same ones who ignored baseball denying rich minorities a shot at owning their own team.
In fact Art Moreno who’s Mexican ( the only minority who owns a team. The Anaheim Angles). Has said that he has not been invited to some of the owner’s functions and has been ignored by the baseball owner community. All 32 owners are old, white and rich, Republican men.
So don’t give me that shit about how much you care about the game and want to preserve the tradition of the game. When racial discriminations is still happening to this very day! You hate the fact that this independent, strong willed, Black man has broken a record by a Black man who NEVER question authority and kept his place like a good house nigger should. I am the last person who wants to use “race” concerning this issue but in this case. It has to be called to the carpet.
Baseball needs an huge overhaul but instead of attacking it’s player. Why don’t some of you “ so concerned “ sport’s writers try to change the ongoing discrimination that still continues to plague the game to this very day. I guess you don’t want to give up those A-list press box seat and special “perks” these old, white owners give you each year.

FUCKING HIPOCRITS!

Daddy Day Care!

Daddy Day Camp opens this Friday starring Cuba Gooding Jr and directed by my good friend Fred Savage ( The Wonder Year's Fame). I am so proud of him and he reads my blog and thinks I am insane! Yes I am folks!

I wish him much success on his film and take your kids to see it. It's a cute yet goofy film. Check it out!

I'm outta here!

To All You HATERS!!

756!!!
Barry cracked the historic home run over the right field fence tonight at AT&T Park in San Fransisco. Congratulation Barry! The haters will try to dismiss your achievement. But let them. You smacked the ball 756 times over the fence and you are officially the home run king and the greatest player in my generation. Bud Selig ( MLB Commissioner) was not there but who the fuck cares. Your friends, family and your fans were there to witness greatness. I saw it live on T.V and I am proud to say I witness one of the greatest day in baseball history. So now since it's over. Let's move on and enjoy the rest of the summer.

Pfeiffer gets her "due"! It's about time!

Our goddess of absolute immortal beauty Michelle Pfeiffer FINALLY received her star on the Hollywood Walk Of Fame this week. A woman who let's her body of work and her fantastic body speak for her rather than driving drunk, whoring around, and creating all sorts of ridiculous drama.Young whores of Hollywood. Take notes! Her new movie " Stardust" opens this Friday. Check it out. It's a cute movie ( guys that means take the ladies).

Whack Ass Quote Of The Day!

He even pushed aside the recent criticism from soccer great Pele, who said Beckham needed to focus more on soccer and less on his celebrity.
"I'm not here for the glitz and glamour," Beckham said. "I'm here to play soccer."

Sure David. I guess All sports stars have time to take photo ops with REAL PLAYERS and try to push their new cologne when they should be playing or at least showing up to the games dressed up and supporting your teammates. Also I guess most sports athletes go out of their way to be seen with their Hollywood star friends as well. Yea David. You are not here for the glitz and glamour!

FYI:

The Galaxy are 3-5-5 and are second to last place in the Western MLS Standings with little to no chance of winning their division.

Fucking media whore!

Backstabbers and Nazi's!!

This weekend Hitler ( President Bush) tried to yet pull another fast one. In the late hour on Sat night the Nazi signed the "wire tap bill" that allows him to wire tap " suspected terrorist" overseas and here. And who does he put in charge of overseeing this wiretapping? His biggest and his sweetest bitch "Alberto Gonzales". The same fuckhead that is under investigation for being charged with perjury or making false statements to Congress regarding his firing of federal DA,s who didn't go along with the Bush program.The House late Saturday night approved the Republican version of a measure amending the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act by a vote of 227-183, with most Republicans and conservative Democrats supporting the bill.

The White-House backed legislation closes what the Bush administration has called critical gaps in U.S. intelligence capability by expanding the government's abilities to eavesdrop without warrants on foreign suspects whose communications pass through the United States

Now the Democrats vow to alter this bill once it is re-introduced to congress. And since the Democrats have done absolutely nothing to stop Bush and his evil agenda. And the fact that Republican wolves in Democrats sheep's clothing sided with the Republicans on this violation of people's privacy. ONCE AGAIN these so called conservative Democrats have fucked us over again! How in the fuck can anything get done when one party stands firm while the other chooses sides and will stab you in the back in moments notice! This is a fucking joke! The political process in this country is in shambles! Yes people. I'm pissed!

Inside Paula's World

Despite what people say. Paula Abdul is a crazed out pill popper! So it does not surprise me that rumors of her and her so called demands are so far out. You gotta know she is deep into her Meds!

Close sources say, "There's a salon chair in her house where she gets her hair and makeup done every day. She'll sit in it, set an alarm, and then, because she's on so many painkillers, pass out while her hair and makeup guy gets her ready for the day. When the alarm goes off she'll wake up, and God forbid the poor guy isn't done yet. All hell breaks loose." Abdul's rep said, "There's no alarm that I've ever seen."

From the crazed out outburst on her dumb ass reality show " Hey Paula ". You could believe that story. She really is one sick puppy. Two failed marriages ( one with a guy who had to be gay), close friends who are her employees ( a serious no, no) and 4 rats ( oops, small dogs) that virtually run her house, and a prescription drug problem that she refuses to acknowledges. Baby girl............seek some help PLEASE!!

Whore # 3 gets another cover....rather than a booking photo!

Is it me or does whore # 3(Lindsay Lohan) look like Linda Evans on crack?! In her exclusive interview with ELLE magazine before she was arrested in Santa Monica. Tells her story of how she NEVER drinks and drives ( hahahahaha) and a whole bunch of other mindless bullshit. What a sick and irresponsible whore!

Are You Serious?!

It looks like this nasty, crack headed, freak ( Flavor Flav) is getting another chance to inappropriately touch young girls asses and act like he's looking for love! VH-1 has green lighted a 3rd "Flavor of Love"! This guy is just fucking nasty. Why do women keep degrading themselves by doing this piece of shit. Come the fuck on! The guy's got 7 kids by 5 different women. And is a 50 year old played out "hype man"! He has no talent other than coining the phrase Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Boyeeeeeee!

And has no class, no social skills, and no taste! Yet there are women who are obviously just trying to jump their own sad and pathetic careers. Knowing you are never going to get far in Hollywood being a whore for Flava Flav. I can go on and on talking shit about this fucking nasty ass moron but I won't. Just giving him this much media time is a second too much!

Fucking 50 year old man with a big ass clock around his neck that doesn't even work......... just pathetic!

A Electronic Lynching

Yesterday Barry Bonds broke a nearly 40 year record by tying Hank Arron's "Home Run" king record of 755. A huge deal if you are a baseball fan right?. NO! In fact it seems that 70 percent of the sports community hates the fact that he has tied and can even break the record. And why? STEROIDS!! Sportswriters and the press has slammed Barry because they believe the man used steroids to get to that number. YET..........no one has come out and said " I saw Barry Bonds used, buy, own, or even give steroids to anyone".

When Bonds was asked during a Congressional hearing if he had used steroids. Bonds admits that he may have been given steroids but was not aware because it might have been mixed with other nutritional supplements. There you go.........end of story. So because of that one statement. Barry has become the poster child of the 'steroids" era! Despite several other players who have used and been caught using "roids". Barry is the big Black fish they want to destroy!

All dumb ass excuses have been used such as head size increasing, violent mood swings, body mass increase, and improved numbers since smacking the 73 home runs in 2001.

FACT:
Barry Bonds head size HAS NOT increased! He is wearing the same hat size since he came into the big leagues.

Barry numbers have ALWAYS been great. It was his home run numbers began to increase after the 73 home runs he hit in one year. DESPITE the fact that Barry was receiving random testing since 2002. All test have proven negative.

Barry's mistress claims that he had violent mood swings during the 2001 period and he sold baseball memorabilia under the table which led to a tax fraud investigation. Yet this ho is asking "Playboy" to pose nude and has been selling her story to the highest bidder. And not one police report from her claiming domestic violence or any abuse.

Not one person has jumped over Mark McGuire (63 home runs). Nor Lance Armstrong (7 tour De France wins) even though France has claimed several times that he used and should be investigated.both white athletes and ass has continued to be kissed to this day. Bottom line is that Barry has NEVER been nice to the press and because he doesn't kiss their ass. Barry has pulled out of his shed, tied up and brought to the gallows. So the media has done their best to disgrace his name, piss on his achievements, and tarnish his place in baseball history.

When people can PROVE that Barry took steroids other than whack ass hearsay and speculation. Then give me a call! Otherwise leave the man alone and let him enjoy his great achievement.


I'm outta here!!

You must OBEY!

If there is any movie out there to see in your life time as a left winger. The movie " They Live" should be one of them. The 1988 movie has hit the hammer when it comments on today's society . If you relate the mysterious aliens to rich Republicans. Then you would get the message and fast! In fact it's almost as scary of a commentary on our current lives as you can get.

It's on Cinemax and out on DVD! If you haven't seen it................do so. But for those who have. Is that top picture not true or what?. People you must O.B.E.Y!

I'm outta here!

Usher finally jumps the broom!

UPDATE!!!

It looks like Usher and his new wife Tamika were married over the weekend. Despite the huge drama of last weekend. It appears that it might have been made up to be something it wasn't . The good thing is that kept it hush, hush to avoid the media drama. Nice move Usher. Hope you and the new wife have a wonderful musical marriage ( 5 years.......tops)!