Shortest Blog Ever Written............

Madonna ( 1983)
YES.....VERY HOT!!!!










Madonna (2006) HELL NO!!........Not Hot!!!! Give It UP!!!!
Don't we wish all of our grandmothers look that good.

The Curse Of " The Mullet"

So. I am having dinner at one of my favorite old collage spots due to having a craving for some rally good Seafood. So minding my own buisness and all of a sudden this guy taps me on the sholders and says......." Hey, are you Keith?." I turn around and start to remember the face but what I can not get over is the fact that this fool still had a .............MULLET!!
In fact that I did know that guy and he will go nameless due to hiding that fact I want him spared from the shame ( Bill Simpson). Opps, my bad. So anyway. I knew him from back in da day in high school. Now I don't want to give away my age but let's just say.........that was in fashion when I was going with my Duran Duran t-shirt and K-Swiss shoes with matching Member's Only jacket. But what annoyed me so much is that not only was that a fashion " No-No" . But the fucker had grew to a portion that I thought the fucker was going on tour with the music group "Journey".
So you know I am trying to avoid this guy who still looks like he rolls into " Fantastic Sams" to get his rug trimmed and starts to bring up the good old days. Now I like to remminesse like any other guy but DAMN!! looking at that Mullet any longer , I thought I was going to hop in my "Ford Fiesta" and hang out in front of an 7-11. So I kept is short and sweet and he went on his way. Before he left I asked him what is he doing now. He told me........"Oh, I am a Best Boy at 20th Century Fox and I just finished up working on "X-Men". Damn people........you never know.

HOW DARE YOU!!!!!! (BOTM March 06)

The very same "HATERS" who attempted to trash Barry Bonds reputation are at it again. This time in a so-called tell all book that details Barry's steroid abuse. His jealousy of Mark Mcguire, and his so called HORRIBLE personality. And of course that racist rag Sports Illustrated backing this " Fiction" and treating it like it was fact are going full force in publishing excerpts from this waste of a tree book. The mere fact that not one of these accusations have even the slightest of proof nor have no material record that Barry Bonds was even using steriods in the first place.
The ridiculous and un-professional behavior of theses so called journalist should be at question and not Barry Bonds home run record or his level of performance. Barry Bonds was rated before his 71 home run record one of the greatest players to play the game in the 90's. Only Ken Griffey Jr came close. He had placed himself in the Hall Of Fame way before he his a single home run in the infamous year.
But somehow we always seem to go back to what Barry is doing. Jose Conseco went on record and gave a laundry list of players who were using steroids ( Juan Gonzales, Rapheal Palmerio, Sammy Sosa, Jason Giambi, Gary Sheffield, and of course let's not forget America's great white hope " Mark Mcguire") No one has even remotely come down hard on this guy who withing his last 7 years of baseball went from a skinny fatheaded goofball to a muscle bound freak. No one has yet to come down on him, nor the others that have been questioned. And waht about those who smacked home runs before only to dissapear such as Brady Anderson ( 52) Shawn Green ( 48) Mo Vaughn (50) Larry Walker (49). I guess those were "REAL" homeruns and we can cause those as fact not due to steroid use.
The real reason is this........the media has hated Barry Bonds from the very time time he kicked them out of the clubhouse when he camed to the Giants in 92. They have hated the fact that he did not need them. He was one of the greatest. He didn't need to kiss their old, white, viagra using asses.He distance himslf from the white players on the team. He had his own chair which no one could sit in. And his own TV that only he could watch in the clubhouse. They hated the fact that he was cocky, arrogant, successful.......and black.
So this steroid issue was great " smoking gun" to dismantle his record and his greatness in being one of the best players ever to play the game. Ty Cobb was an evil, racist who used the word "nigger" like it was saying "hello" but never do the media tries to damage his reputation the way the get after Barry Bonds. There are alot of arrogant assholes in baseball. But the racist media loves to jump on the biggest black prize winning bull in the pen.
What Barry did will and can NEVER be taken away. When your racist asses are dead and buried. His record will stand. When the French claimed that Lance Armstrong was using steriods not one American reporter try to prove or dispute their claims. But now it seems we have interview with people who gave someone drugs to a person who was close to Barry Bonds but yet no purchase reciepts, no first hand witnesses who saw Barry take these drugs. Not one of Barry's personal trainers claiming of such use...........no one. Only people who manufactured, and sold drugs to other doctors and trainers who know Barry was using.
It would not hold up in a court of law so they decided to use the sports buying public as their jury. Hate all you want you dickless fuckers because the month of march "BOTM" goes to authors Mark Fainaru-Wada and Lance Williams for their joke of a book.

I LOVE THIS WOMAN!!!!!

I was sitting at home and turned on the tv for the first time in two weeks and came accross "American Idol". Now I usually don't get into that crap but all of a sudden this angel came onto my screen.
Her name is Katherine Mc Phee and she is one of the contestants on the show. All I can say is .....WOW. Not only is she sexy as hell. But has a great voice and what charisma. Just amazing. I'll be watching this show until she wins and then later will ask her to marry me. Ok, maybe that might be a tad bit bold but hey .....that's me. Just tune in and catch one of her performances. You have not heard the last of that name.

Bitch and Tequila Don't Mix..............

Sorry boys and girls once again for the length of time between visits but your boys has been a busy beaver. I met this girl through " my-space" and we hit it off very nice. She was from up north and a very funny personality. She was very nice looking and loved my jokes. I took her to " The Ivy" which is big baller time here in LA.
We had a great time and again lots of laughs. But then again we all know a good first date does not always mean a even better second date. So tonight we went to a place called " El Cholo's" which is home to some of the greatest Mexican combination plates and Margarita's around. It was somewhat busy considering that it was Oscar night. So we had to wait for a table which was told to us would be 30 mins.
I being the smooth operator I am. decided to order a pitcher of Peach margaritas and a order of some of their world famous nachos. We chatted and I notice that she was drinking a lot more than she should. The next thing I know, she was plastered and speaking with that all so famous "drunk girl" slur. Our table was ready and I escorted her hoping that she would be cool about being slightly drunk. She told me that she had not eaten since Sat night and she has satyed up all night with her best friend.
Next thing I know she is throwing up and vomiting on my suit coat. The waitress came over and helped her to the bathroom while the busboys cleaned me and the table up. Thirty mins later she returned and try to act like nothing had happened. I asked her was she ok and she looked at me like I said her mamma was a whore! She then said in a low and yet forceful voice " don't embarrass me". What ?! Bitch you must be out of your mind!!! I am trying to see if your drunk ass was ok and all of sudden you are going to try to put my ass on blast about EMBARASSING YOU?!. I just said to myself........ok just let it go and make the best of it.
So we ordered and she then decided to try to punish my ass by trying to hit my wallet with ordering a lobster and crab fajitas and a small salad with two tacos on the side, one shot of tequila, and something sweet for desert. She is by far not a big girl ( 5'5, 110 ) so you guys know when the ladies are throwing your ass a good old fashion "Whoop em Up Style". And that sweet lady I met last week turned out to be " Ms Satan". The conversation was short and blunt and you know she did not eat 20% of her meal. Then she said that she would date a Black man but would not marry one because her parents would flip.
That's when "Operation Kick This Bitch To The Curb" went into full effect. when that bill came. I paid MY HALF and looked at her and said " Uh honey, yours came to $43.23". She then said "Opps I only have a hundred". Which followed me going " opps, I have change". She ordered another shot and decided to want to go to the bar for " Another Drink". I then looked at her and said " Didn't you have enough allready?." She then used some words I care not discuss on my site in fear that I will think about it and go back to her house and pull an " Ike Turner" on her ass and beat her with a white boot . Let's just say this....... I said a few choice words myself and left her ass there at the bar.
Well there you go boys and girls another sad ending to TTB love connection. But there was a good thing that did come out of this..........she left her car keys and house keys in my car. Can you say 1-800- LOC-SMTH?.

This is HARVEY all the way

This could be my good friend Harvey. In fact I am sure this is him. Harvey , how could you!!

Now that is what I'm Talking about!!!

BITCH OF THE MONTH....FEB 06

Now we all know that the "BOTM" ( Bitch Of The Month) was almost impossible to surpass. Mojo Shivers was the out right man who personified the word "Bitch" with his whining and his so-called "80 things he wants in a woman" entry. An entry that was so pathetic and retarded that it had to be smashed by yours truley. But when I thought it could not get worse. Along comes Fernando Vargas .......the greatest boxer to ever hold the title of being a " Boxing's Little Whiney Bitch".
He was the powerhouse from Oxnard Ca who fought his way from the dangerous barrios and grew up to become the TKO floor mat of some of the most major events in boxing today. Losing to the Likes of De La Hoya, Trinidad, and now Mosley, he has shown he cannot match with "ANY" respecable fighter in boxing. But unlike a REAL MAN who will admit to his loses and move on. Vargas tends to bitch and moan about bad ref calls, being misunderstood, not being the poster boy or fan favorite, and of course........the judges don't like me. So what a suprise it was to hear ol' Vargas saying that " he was winning the fight in the all rounds and that if the ref didn't stop the fight he would have won. Now COME ON!!! Does this look like the face of someone who was winning the fight?












I think not. Fernando, you are a tired ass whiney bitch who needs to retire. Go home and beat your wife, open up a strip club and sell crack like all washed up boxers who hit the skids in their carrers.Beating a cracked out "Winky Wright" was you claim to fame and it will never get any higher. Be a man, get over your loss and get out of my face. Give your spot to a kid who wants to be a winner. And with that said Fernando........you are Feb's "BOTM". Wear it with pride homie!!

God I "HATE" The Winter Olympics...............

What would I rather be doing.......watching my grandmother put on her stocking or watching the Winter Olympics( ANSWER: Move over grandma, let me help you). You don't know how much I hate the Olympics right now . From the bobsleds to the Ice skating. Let's just end it allready. Sorry, I have been working on some serious projects and have not had the time to jot down a few things on my blog. I promise to be better throughout the next few weeks.

What do we "really" know about in home " Construction Workers"

Sorry guys for the delay but I had a lot of shit on my plate for the past couple of days. I had to finish a script and then had to watch these guys who are doing work at my crib. Have you ever had that feeling that when you have someone work in your home and while you are not there, these fucker are roaming through your stuff?. This is the feeling I have with these bastards. Even though they come highly recommended. They still look that they have been involved in a “prison lockdown” before. With there pants with the “large” pockets, shifty eyes, uncombed hair, funky ass breath, and poor social skills. It just makes it uncomfortable to have these jokers in my crib.
One of them had the nerve to say “ Hey, do you watch all those DVD’s in your living room”?. No fuck face. I like to have them around just in case “Armageddon” comes around and I need something to hide under. Now you know I can’t tell his dumb ass that or I will find some if not all missing when he finishes up work in my place. And that look they always seem to have when they are coming into you place. A look that says….” I can steal this, but not that, he will notice. I may get away with lifting that but I have to be cool about or he’ll think I am some kind of low life using a Plummer’s excuse to get into his crib and clean him out”.DUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
And notice they start working when you are watching them , but when you are away, they need 2 “extra” days to patch a hole in your wall?. All I am saying is folks…..keep your eye on these undercover criminals . And to all the home workers out there who have to come in a strangers home to do construction service……..shower, breath mints, and a good pair of fitting pants. I am so tired of having to deal with breath that smells like “ass and feet” and with your pants hanging off your crusty asses just to patch a hole in my wall. Why can’t they all look and dress like Tye Pennington?. Is that what makes him so special?. He is a construction /contractor that takes a shower and wear clothes that do not look like they were passed down through generations..Folks, is it just too much to ask?

My weakness.................

I was at auto show earlier today for a friend who was promoting his buisness new auto products for Ford's and Toyota's. It was a very private show and a very elegant event. Champange ( the real stuff....not that sparkling wine bullshit) and fine cheeses and high end crackers ( "fromage" as the French call it). So I'm walking around I saw the car of my dreams..................the new remade vintage style 69" Ford Mustang. Oh, I almost dropped to my knees. The speed, the power, the hot action you could pull driving that bad boy. Just too sweet!! I was allowed to sit in the car and had what could be the first non-sexual orgasm I ever had. The seat were like "Butta", soft and luxurious. The interior big enough for a man.......and a couple of hot ladies to go in the back. And when I was allowed to turn on the engine.......I could have died a happy man right there.
From this day foward. I will bust my ass to achieve my dream to get that car and be rolling in that bad boy before the age of 40 ( and I will have that girl in the pic as well.......hey, why not get greedy). It's good to have a dream.

A " Jedi" funeral..................

This was sad weekend for me since I had to bury my cousin this week in Culver City. It was a sad occasion because of the fact that I was very close to this person and they were the same age. I had to prepare myself for what I thought was going to be a very sad and painful day. I got to the church and I must say, it was a nice service. The priest was a wonder man and gave a deep heartfelt service.
But I notice something strange about some of the people who attended the service. Especially a certain group of people sitting in the far left towards the from of the front of the church. This “special” group of people were wearing what I thought were robes which was quite strange or a funeral. So when the service was over I looked over to see these robe wearing people and to my surprise and shock I could not believe it. They were not wearing robes………..it was JEDI outfits!!!
This “special” group of people were “Star Wars Geeks” who came to the funeral to pay their last respects to my cousin “ Obi Won Rocmonamon”
( which I guess was my cousin’s Star Wars Geek name). From the information I received from my uncle. My cousin was huge “Star Wars” fan and had a reputation among the “Star Wars Geek” community in Los Angeles. My cousin was considered a “true jedi” and was respected among this particular group.
These people were not kids……they were adults. Not one young one among the group ( ages range from 25-50). In fact this group was considered the “ elite group” of jedI . The elders you Star Wars geeks may call them. It my cousin wish to have his friends dress in their JedI uniforms during the service and had requested a “Jedi funeral”. But my aunt was not having that so a compromise was met……….they would have a normal funeral and they could wear their outfits.
So after the burial. The jedi knights circle the casket and I swear to God. Pull out the light sabers and began to do this lame ass ritual chanting and shit and waving their light sabers as if they were “REAL” swords. They even brought a fucking boom box to play the “Jedi Theme”. Of course you know my family as well as other humans attending the burial were running back to their cars in hope that the other people placing flowers on their love ones gravesites would not place them and these jedi geeks at the same service.
Now I won’t even get into the wake service dinner. Let’s just say this……….there were more geeks there than at my “Duran Duran” high school fan club back in the 80’s. All dressed in their "SW" gear and looking fabulous. There was Darth Vader telling a Storm Trooper that the “ Del Taco on La Cienega has the most shitty service. Oh and lets not forget Yoda at the buffet table complaining that their was only “human food” being served and he had a craving for “star toads” from the planet “ Olivion”. And of course my cousin requested that the funeral be a celebration of new life and not a mourning for death. There was music, and nothing is more heart warming than to see Princess Irabu and Darth Vader doing the “bus stop” to “Touch It” by Busta Rhymes. And Yoda trying to get a female Storm Troopers 7 digits.Yes, this is the life of a "SW" geek who is a grown ass adult!! I hope in my life time NEVER to witness anything like that again. But then again I hope my cousin is smiling . Farewell Obi Won Rockmonamon. May the force be with you.........and please take your fucking Star Wars geeks with you as well.

The people you meet at Jamba juice............

Ok . So I head to my favorite Jamba Juice in Manhattan Beach and I keep running into this girl who always seems to be coming in from a long jog. Now this has happen for almost 5 months. I smile at her and smiles back and says "hello". Nothing big and sometimes we may strike up a conversation. So last night , I am looking through my friends " My Space" and I come across this picture ( see insert). Oh my Good googley golly........"It's her!!!! Now of course I called my friend to asked who is that girl and how does he know her. He tells me that she is topless dancer and singer and he got her picture off the internet ( I would have NEVER guessed topless dancer) But as you can see our girl has no shame to her game. So what do you say to a girl who you have seen with her ta ta's all over the internet? What else can you say the next time you are in line together with her at Jamba Juice............................Don't worry, that large "Strawberry Wild" is on me". He he

WHAT DOES THESE PIC HAVE IN COMMON?.

Hollywood is getting way "TOO" Gay!! What is going on. Way too much man on man love going on. But hey there is nothing wrong with being too gay. But damn maybe it's just me.Maybe I should just come into the 21st century and see that it is ok to see two men embrace lovingly by a campfire. Or hugging with lust after a good take on a movie set ( see pic with Bryan Singer and Spacey getting way too personal) Or watching Ryan Seacrest look at himself in the mirror and turns around to see how his butt looks. I'm just saying......let's pace ourselves here. Way too much is going on. I have a hard time watching a straight couple getting it on on camera yet along Jake and Heath making out in a tent.
At least even the playing field and show J-Lo making out with Mariah Carey. Now that would be NICE!!! You know Lesbians need love too. In fact, I think we may need more lady on lady action instead of watching Chassidy Bono rolling around " Celebrity Fit Club" talking about how many women she's been with. Come on Hollywood!! How about it?! Jennifer Gardner slopping a fat one on Jessica Alba.Courtney Cox on top of Jennifer Aniston in the hot tub, Angelina with any hot girl. Now that is the type of " Gay Love" we all need to see.

Stand Up Calling Me Again.............

Ahhhhhhhhhh the smell of cigarettes, beer, and cheap purfume in a dark and small room is whispering my name again. So gang that means it's stand up comedy time once again. I will be heading out to LaJolla " Comedy Store" for 2 nights Thursday and Friday nights so my dear ol mama can see her precious baby boy perform on her birthday. It's should be "da bomb" since it has been almost 3 months since I last got on stage and attacked a heckler for wearing what was a " Bomber jacket" from the movie "Krush Groove". And of course his breath was smelling like "ass, and hotdog water".Ahhhhhhhhhhh good times, good times.
It has been 2 whole days and nothing has really pissed me off. This is a rare and new situation for me and I almost feel that I going to walk out to my car and attacked by a swarm of killer bee's. Though last night I got to sit back in my chair, have a glass of brandy, and watch one of the greatest cinema classics of all time ............"Petey Wheatstraw- The Devil's Son In Law".With Rudy May Moore, one of the greatest actors of all time. Where else could you see a movie with action, drama, sex, violence, comedy, and some of the worse acting on this side of the planet. " And of course one of my favorite two lines in the movie......." Now step aside you fat head son of a bitch" and " You've got a lot of nerves for messing with my car.Penny-anny junkies, that's what you are. You'll steal from yo mama and take limbs from a tree, but I am going to kick yo ass for messing with me"! Ahhhhhhhhhhh good times, good times.
Rudy Ray Moore too was a stand up comedian so may be just one day. I too can hit it big and star in a great movie with such depth, and realism as " Petey" . I can only prey.

Coretta Scott King.......a true hero

With the nation so focus on our "dumb ass" president telling his "lies" during his address to the nation today. Somehow we put aside what is so important as the passing of the great Coretta Scott King. Despite being the wife of the last great Martin Luther King. She paved the wave for so many Blacks after his death and until her last few months. She was, at least in my generation. The last of the messengers for equality for all races and genders in the country. It was her bravery that kept Martin's dream alive for so many of us and without her positive encouragement. Who know where race relations would be now in this country.
I had the pleasure of meeting Mrs King at a book signing in New York. She was there promoting a book that was dedicated to her husband and co-wrote by one of her sons. She was so nice and truly a wonderful woman. I'll never forget her smile and the comfort of knowing I was in the presence of "greatness".
Despite her passing . We must all continue the King's dream for racial, gender, religious and sexual equality. People remember, it has only been 38 years since Blacks were allowed to vote. It takes years to remove racial hatred. Let's do our part.

2000: The decade of the "Crackhead"

CAN YOU PLEASE TELL ME WHY I CAN'T STOP WATCHING THIS SHIT!!!
"Flavor Of Love" is so fucking ghetto yet watching this former crackhead( the jury is still out on the word...former) and these simi-decent looking hoodrats keep me tuned in. What is with America ( including myself) fascination with "Crackheads". First it was "Anna Nichole", then "George Bush", then "Bobby and Whitney" and now ......."Flavor Flav". Each show is like watching a fucking car wreck and wanting to see bodies fly out of the car. Every episode just keep showing how low will these women go to get a broke-ass/ has-been crack head's attention. Flav has no to little moneyto show for himself( especially after he goes on one of his regular crack binges). He has 6 kids by about I have no idea how many baby mama's.And that face is just way too fucked up to mention. Bottom line the Nigga is just worthless.
But yet we keep watching him slop down crab legs at "Red Lobster". Grab these girls ass, breast, and any thing else these low self-esteme ho's will let him touch. And this weeks episode with "New York" tounge kissing him for 8:27 minutes was disgusting!!!! I nearly ran to the bathroom and threw up. And God please no more shirtless episodes with Flava!! I've seen better bodies on roaches. But yet I keep watching. Only to see who this dumb classless fuck end up with. My wish is for either "Hottie" or " New York"........those two crazy bitches deserve to be with a dime-store joker like him.

Oh by the way. Watch "Flavor of Love" on Vh-1 ( check you local listing)
Just be careful.......it may hook you in.

"Laffy Taffy" Road Rage.............

Now please don't get me started on this subject but today I am coming out of one of my favorite spots ( Qdoba....They rock) and I am about to turn to get on the freeway. Then out of nowhere this teenage Asian girl putting on her lipstick runs a red light and almost hits my ass. Her yellow beetle ( Aka: Pokemon Mobile) flies past me nicks my bumper and she hits an old lady in her Mercedes.
Now I bet you are saying to yourself.................."Ok Asian Reckless Driver in LA. Tell me something new Trash". But this bitch had the nerve to get out of her car and starts yelling at the old lady. At the same time her stereo was blasting "Laffy Taffy". Dude, I just wanted to drag this cheap weave wearing, shorts to tight for her flat ass, stupid bitch and throw a Diamond Dallas Page "Diamond Cutter" on her ass. Not for the reckless driving and the way she went after that old lady.............But for blasting the piece of shit song "Laffy Taffy". That has to be one of the dumbest songs to date. What lack of brain matter is causing people to purchase that shit? It has no real beat, no lyrics, and sounds completely illiterate. It must have taken "DL4's" dumb country asses 5 mins to write that crap. I can see her ass before the accident. Just getting off the phone with her girlfriend "Lin" talking about all the cute "potatoes" they are going to see tonight at "Dave and Buster's"
Slapping on that cheap ass "Lacombe" Desert Rose lipstick( which is her wrong shade) and going " Shiiiiiiiiiiiit I betta turn my jam up"! As Laffy Taffy begins to come on the radio. I want her dead. Hey girl................This one's for you!!!
the "Diamond Cutter".

An Unpleasant Sight...........

So I am sitting a waiting to get my hair cut . I look to the right out the window and see this horrific sight. There is the hot looking girl looking like Beyonce wearing almost nothing in this tight, short, yet revealing blouse and the tightest jean you could imagine. Now you are saying to yourself....." ok , what is wrong with that?". The most gross and horrific sight was her overweight, bad weave wearing, blouse way too tight, thong showing skirt,ugly as hell, nasty girlfriend with her.She was flowing her finger through her fake-ass Korean weave and acting like she was hotter than than her friend. And then had the nerve to look at me through the window as if I wanted her ass.In fact I think she told her friend that I was checking her out.Yea, I rather fuck a pile of dirt than get on top of that woman.
Now, I am a man who believe if you are a big girl and you feel you are cute that is fine. BUT!! your big ass can not go shopping at the same places your skinny friends go. If you are a 16, a 8 is not your size. No man wants to see that. If fact "NO HUMAN" wants to see that. Now most women will say that they are dressing for other women rather than men. So Please tell me where are theses women who think tight clothes on a big girl is sexy?. And that thong looked like a piece of string that was begging for it's life to be ended. All caught up in that cottage cheese ass of of a woman.
Now, big girls of the world. Let's stop the madness. If you have a friend who happens to think she can pull off a size 6 in a 18 body. Tell her "NO". There are a lot of big, beautiful women who dress well and can cover themselves with class and look sexy at the same time. So cover it up and wear it well.
And PLEASE!!!!!! Let's not cut pennies on the fake hair. It is supposed to look at if you mama had some Indian in her. Naps and pony hair do not go together.

It's Grammy Time..............

Well it's that time when your boy "TTB" makes his picks for the Grammy's. This year should be a really interesting show. Especially if you are a Mariah, Kanye, Gwen, Beyonce and U2 fan. It look like that they are going to clean up with Mariah and Kanye putting the hurt on the competition. So her is goes.............

ALBUM OF THE YEAR:

The Emancipation of Mimi, Mariah Carey
Chaos & Creation in the Backyard, Paul McCartney
Love. Angel. Music. Baby, Gwen Stefani
How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb, U2
Late Registration, Kanye West

My Prediction: Mariah Carey ( but I may be partial because she is so damn fine)
Their Prediction: U2 ( They can sing a song about Tampons and the Grammy's will still kiss their ass)

RECORD OF THE YEAR:

We Belong Together," Mariah Carey
"Feel Good Inc.," Gorillaz featuring De La Soul
"Boulevard of Broken Dreams," Green Day
"Hollaback Girl," Gwen Stefani
"Gold Digger," Kanye West

My Prediction: " Gold Digger" ( Because she ain't messing with no broke Nigga)
Their Prediction: "Gold Digger" ( White boys "LOVED" this song. Lyric so easy that even the most played out honky can rap that tune)

SONG OF THE YEAR:

"Bless the Broken Road," Bobby Boyd, Jeff Hanna & Marcus Hummon (Rascal Flatts)
"Devils & Dust" (Bruce Springsteen)
"Ordinary People," W. Adams and J. Stephens (John Legend)
"Sometimes You Can't Make It on Your Own" (U2)
"We Belong Together," J. Austin, M. Carey, J. Dupri and M. Seal (Mariah Carey)

My Prediction: " We Belong Together" ( Mariah is on Firepredictionerdiction: "Sometimes You Can't Make It Own Your Own" ( Let's us bow and prey to the great rock gods for blessing us with another OVERRATTED CD )

BEST NEW ARTIST:

Who would want to win this award!! Can you name at least one past winner who is a music legend now? I will say this ....no one makes "Curly Fries" than Jody Watley down at the "Jack In The Box" near my house.

I'll watch it, only to see what Mariah is wearing. Who know she may have another breakdown if she goes home a loser.

I'm Back!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whew!!!!! Way too much drama in the past 5 days have prevented me from telling you all my business. But don't worry fans ( all 3 of you) I am back and better than ever. I plan to make a big move from this blog to my "NEW" site which will be .......www.trashtalkingbastard.com In a couple of days so get ready. I'll let you know soon. But for right now I will continue to use this as my base to talk most of my shit on.
First of all. Let's talk about one of my favorite shows on right now " Flavor Of Love" with everybody's dream man ........Flavor Flav. The show is on VH-1 and I must tell you. Despite that mutha fucka being the most ridiculous, ghetto pieces of crap on the air waves. I love it!!!! This is the way the "bachelor" television series should be run.
Where else can you see contestants with such names as " Goldie", " New York" "Red Oyster" "Peaches", " Swoops" and of course my favorite "Hottie" all fight for the honor to be one of Flava's women. And no, the women are not blind. They "really" want this man. First of all, the man looks like a professional crack head. He has horrible eating habits, snores in bed like a lumberjack, and overall just plain "NASTY". But theses ladies will stop at nothing to get him.
What happen to women's lib?. Self esteem ladies. It's really looking sad out there when you are microwaving a raw chicken just to get Flava's attention. But damn is it fun to watch. You go Flava.........I ain't mad at ya!!

The Dormitory Boys ROCK!!!!!

I was looking through some more blogs and I can across what I believe is a gem of all musical blogs. The Dormitory Boys site is not only entertaining but crazy as hell. These two Chinese guys use their blog to perform some popular song like “I Want It That Way” and others with such craziness you can only crack up or at least smile at their performance. I loved it and look forward to more of their show stopping performances. Keep it up guys. You Rock!!!!!



http://twochineseboys.blogspot.com/

Kobe Bryant............. ( Jordan who?)

Let’s here it for Kobe Bryant tonight. He is “Da Man”!!!! 81 points . The Lakers make the right move by keeping him but the took one step back by not giving him a team to support him. Kobe is just 27 and has so many more years to dominate this sport.Now all you Laker Haters can just stay silent for one day. He outscored, his team won, enough said. We will be in the playoffs. Now I am not going to say we will be in the Finals. But hey, it’s only January. Go Lakers!!!!!

Say "no" to homemade Mariscos............

My buddies and I decided to take a trip to a place that we were told had some of the best" Real homemade Mexican" Mariscos in Los Angeles. For those non-Latinos ( Mariscos=seafood). On the advice of a friend ( u-oh).So you know my mind was dreaming of those fresh shrimps, cerviches, pescado frito, and caldos. Just the thought makes me want to drive to Los Cabos. So to my disappointment going to the so-called "dream spot" turned out to be a trip through HELL!!!
The one thing that made it not so bad was the fact you could bring in your own beer ( which was a major delight to my friends who rolled 4 six packs bottles of Corona's with us). But the service ( 40 min wait to get a waitress),side dishes ( what sides dishes, you got fish and fish ONLY), food( a C+ with a curve), and atmosphere ( it was a old house converted into a diner and you had to sit on old chairs) got me so angered I was sick being so upset. If anyone knows me, I do not hold my tongue. I wanted to tear a new asshole into the waitress, and owner. But it's my newly founded friends and my Spanish isn't what it used to be. I also remember a certain good friend from Paris telling me " I should not be such a picky, spoiled and overbearing American". I should respect other customs and not to expect that everything in the world does not float around "Denny's Style" service ( thank God because that place sucks)
So I held back and just smiled. But inside was a civil war going on and my Winchester rifle was aimed at that waitress on lock. After I got home. I layed down, ran to the bathroom, toss up some cookies, and fell asleep ( sorry Harvey about the no show). Woke up with a bloody mouth from grinding my teeth in my sleep ( I must have been really pissed). As for my friend..........that is one minus check for you pal. Que mal

You can run but you can't hide.........

So the story of the week is the new Osama Bin Laden audio that states that the U.S is once again will be a victim of another attack. So Fox News was on full force explaining to Americans why we must tighten our borders, lose our freedoms, and trust G.W to lead us into another year "Terror Free". Well, the tape is told to be about three months old and is' got Osama doing his old fashion U.S is filled with Jewish loving "Infidels" who will pay for their evil ways.....and giving the world "Paris Hilton" .
And of course once again "so called" important news is taken our attention away from yet "ANOTHER" Republican-white house cover up. Let's put this Bin Laden scare out there so we forget that Samuel Alito confirmation as a Supreme Court justice will have "Roe vs Wade " tossed out on the street. And don't forget "DeLay's" corruption, Jack Abramoff lobby scandal, and any other ultra-conservative federal judges he is secretly passing through the US circuit.
Got my eye on you G.W. Not all the sheep are looking at the big bright lights

You Have Got To Be Kidding..................

BACK IN SYNC: UPN announcing that 'N Sync's Joey Fatone and Lance Bass are developing a new Odd Couple-style sitcom, based on their lives, in which they'd star as a pair of mismatched roommates.

You have to kidding me. Has TV been sucking on a hobo's ass or what?. What's next?. A story of one of the band members from "O Town" having a reality show?. Oh shit!! It has been done. We have to stop the madness. My boss was right . I should prepare for Christ's arrival or be left behind. Just one questions? Who is going to play the "Gay neat freak"?. Uh, Lance. From that pic I think we have a winner.

FREEDOM OF SPEECH!!!!!!

Today I was looking at some blogs and I came across this one particular " BAD" blog. It was called "Homo Shivers" ( let's just call it that for now).
Well this geek who co-writes his blog with some bored housewife who uses her highschool photo because no one who looks like she did and lives in Georgia.
Ok, back to this so-called blog. So this guy is blammering about how California is a black hole and starts off with a lyric from some whack ass song.
I love when people complain about California but couldn't take their ass anywhere else like a state that has snow, serious heat, or hurricanes. You live in the best state in the nation and stop your complaining.......Shut up bitch and go get some tanning lotion!! So anyway, this bitch is writing about how lonely he is and has been single for 3 years ( from his pic on his site I know why). Then he goes into this mega long blog of 80 things he wants in a woman.
First of all..............HOW PATHETIC!! Second, got a tip for ya. 1# She has to be breathing on her own. And #2 She doesn't start off by saying "this is a cash sale". So I decided to finish up his 80 by adding my 5 more to help get him in the right direction. Yes , they were slightly mean spirited . But hey.........My name is trashtalkingbastard.com what do you expect.
So I go back to the site and they are magically gone ( what a surprise). Now of course he put a block on my posting and his whack ass dictatorship called Mojo Shivers will go on ( oops I said his blog name....My bad) . Now I won't go into our founding fathers sermon of freedom of speech and yada, this and yada that. But I say hey!! If you create a blog and have a comment section ( and yes It may be a whack, immature and ridiculous comments you have read).
You should show your other viewers ( aka: cyber,scifi geeks) who visit your lame ass site who responds and guess what, that guy maybe saying what other are afraid or do not want to say. And if not the guy is fair game and your fans ( all 3 of them) will defend your tired ass comments about the perfect girl. Hey donut it's called a BLOG and not some dating service or some journal of viewing how a retard goes through his day.
So yes Mojo, you are lame and like I told you on your whack ass web site. I hope you find that girl. In fact I heard she may be thawing out in the Swiss Alps after being frozen for 5000 years. So congrats "Homjo" You are my " Bitch Of The Month". Wear your title with pride crumb. It may land you a date ( let's not push it).

Let Me Get This Straight.............

You are Chad Lowe. You haven't had a "REAL" job since playing a guy with Aids on a 3rd rate cancelled tv show where you were upstaged by a kid with down syndrome. Your carrer is well,basiclly............... OVER . And you have the nerve to be the one leading the way in trying to divorce your biggest meal ticket since your unemployment checks, the glamorous "Hillary Swank". Opps, I forgot "TWO TIME OSCAR WINNER" Hillary Swank. Dude you better get your tired ass back to the house she bought and kiss her mighty ass and beg she takes you back. Dude, your'e allready an Hollywood embarrasment since your last televised empression was crying like a little prison bitch on tv when your wife won her first oscar. Dude, no woman is gonna want your wimpy, broke ass!!! Now go get buy some "nads" an beg for her forgiveness and go back to cleaning her 150 gallon fish tank in your "boy shorts" and do her errands like a good no talented hack that you seem to be good at. Because that is the best it is ever gonna get for you buddy.

REDNECKS AND HOLLYWOOD....................


Euwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

Can someone please tell me what the fuck do we have going on in Hollywood right now with the love for Redneck love stories?. We go from Johnny Cash and June Cash being used as the greatest love story ever told to two in the closet cowboys getting their swurve on in a tent and then "so called" falling in love.
First of all. When did white trash loving become the symbol for love and romance. I've seen Jerry Springer and Maury Pov and all I see is incest, trailer trash three-ways, paternalty test, and you occasional Klan vs Liberal brawls.But never do I see love so endearing and tender as in the past few months as Hollywood puts it's spin on the subject.
Is it this Bush administration/red states bullshit got Hollywood looking through their ass for ideas?. Come on folks. My typical date night ain't taking my woman to see The bitch from "Gladiator" and the girl from "Legally Blonde" putting an axe to some old Johnny and June Cash standards. And watching two Straight men kiss (and we all know there is nothing more sickening then watching two men kiss in the first place yet alone two men doing it for money).
Let's stop the madness please. Dumb ass lines like " I Can't Seem To Quit You"!! And "You Need To Walk The Line To Get To Someone's Heart" need to go!! And can you please at least add one minority in the picture. So we can really see these people show their true colors as they kiss one of them will turn their head and say......... " Who let this Nigga live in our neighborhood......Go get the rope".