Friday, January 20, 2006

Let Me Get This Straight.............


You are Chad Lowe. You haven't had a "REAL" job since playing a guy with Aids on a 3rd rate cancelled tv show where you were upstaged by a kid with down syndrome. Your carrer is well,basiclly............... OVER . And you have the nerve to be the one leading the way in trying to divorce your biggest meal ticket since your unemployment checks, the glamorous "Hillary Swank". Opps, I forgot "TWO TIME OSCAR WINNER" Hillary Swank. Dude you better get your tired ass back to the house she bought and kiss her mighty ass and beg she takes you back. Dude, your'e allready an Hollywood embarrasment since your last televised empression was crying like a little prison bitch on tv when your wife won her first oscar. Dude, no woman is gonna want your wimpy, broke ass!!! Now go get buy some "nads" an beg for her forgiveness and go back to cleaning her 150 gallon fish tank in your "boy shorts" and do her errands like a good no talented hack that you seem to be good at. Because that is the best it is ever gonna get for you buddy.

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