It's Finally Here! President Barack Hussein Obama!

OH HAPPY DAY!!! It's NOT a dream! This thing is actually going to happen. George Bush reign of terror is finally OVER! And what makes it sweet. He will NOT be replaced by another Republican Nazi. He will be replaced by a African American MODERATE disguised as a liberal (but that's another story).

This day is not only historic, but the most fantastic day in the past 8 years. To see those moving trucks moving boxes out of the White House brought tears to my eyes. To know that Dick and Lynn Cheney will go back to caves of HELL where they came from is overwhelming. To know that George Bush can never leave the United States in fear of possibly being captured and brought up on charges of violating 4 international treaties under the Geneva Convention regarding "torture" and being an "war criminal" is breath of fresh air!

To know that not only a Democrat will be leading our great country, but someone who has more than an ounce of common sense and will work to restore confidence in our country as well as improving the world's perception of the United States. To know the next time I see that Nazi Bush on television will be as a "former" president. Knowing that he will not have any say in how this country is ran. To know that the "decider" will be deciding on whether to have chicken or beef for dinner rather than signing off on policies that violate the constitution is "refreshing".

To see Barack Hussein Obama being sworn in as the 44th president of the United states of American will be a giant step in moving forward rather than taking 10 steps behind. America made the "right choice". And now it's time to bring our country together and bring the changes that will makes this country stronger.

BUT! I still do have problem with that "false prophet" Rick Warren giving the opening invocation but that's another story.

May God bless and protect you President Obama.

WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT!!!!

Katrina's federal response was fast?
Invading Iraq was a good thing?
and leaving on a recession after inheriting a recession?!
Now finding WMD in Iraq was a disappointment?
Our nation's standing is still great?
Wire Tapping helped us prevent another 911?

This dumb ass fucker needs to go TODAY! In fact,he should have left as of Nov 4th! His lack of pity for Katrina victims,4 million people who lost their jobs, the 3 million who lost their homes, and the 4000 soldiers who lost their lives in Iraq.

To stand at that podium and act as if his 8 years was the best he could do is a fucking JOKE! To say that it is because of his administration that we have not had another 911! FUCKER! You were doing YOUR JOB! I know you probably wanted to haul your ass back to Crawford, Texas and go fishin! But I'm sorry you had to try to do your fucking job for the past 8 years. The complete lack of self awareness is amazing. This guy is a real piece of work. A pure moron who is an embarrassment to not only his party, but his self.

No regrets other than the "mission accomplished" sign. And nothing more.

Bush. You are an asshole who I have no possible respect for. You turned this country upside down and then flushed it down the shitter. You are responsible for ruining more than 10 million lives and made half of New Orleans a 'ghost town". You have falsely imprisoned thousands of Iraqis and Afghans for years with no due process. Your administration turned it's back on bankers who got rich on the sweat and backs of others and bailed them out for 700 billion dollars with no accountability. And you have turned America's credibility into shit within a 8 year span.

Do I blame you for everything? NO! I blame the 52 million idiots who voted for you the past two elections. To even make an excuse that this man knew what he was doing before you voted for him is an joke! Those who lost their homes and voted for him...you reap what you sew. Those who lost their job because it either moved to China or could not afford to continue and voted for Bush....you reap what you sew. For those who voted for Bush because you thought that he was more competent than Gore or Kerry. You reap what you sew. YOU are responsible for this moron. You are responsible for this asshole to have a job for 8 years, you are responsible that our manufacturing jobs have moved to China, you are responsible that our nations credibility is at an all time low. Look into the mirror and ask yourself "why". No excuse in the world could ever be acceptable.

Bush.May you burn in hell and go down as the "worst president ever"


I'm outta here!

BABY MAMA DRAMA IN GAZA

Boy has this thing got out of hand. Israel is not playing this time and once again a Jew life is worth 100 Palestinians . Now I am not going to take sides because both parties are WRONG. But if I need to speak up for the civilians and Hamas. Israel was still sending assassination teams into Gaza to kill prominent Hamas leaders a year before this conflict arise. And Israel was making it more difficult for embargo and trade to go in and out of Gaza. Which would cause the Palestinian people to stay in the same poverish state it has been since Israel withdraw out of Gaza years back.

Hamas has found it quite difficult to set up shop in Gaza and a well armed and well financed Gaza could cause trouble for Israel in the future. So it's a flip coin toss that will only lead to someone not getting their way. Bush is packing boxes and making travel plans for Texas and ain't thinking about this shit. Pass that buck onto Obama and let his ass try to make some "change". Hillary Clinton first task will most likely be trying to stop all this mess. France has stepped in and has requested the UN to get involved and try to arrange a treaty.

And of course all these "Jesus Freaks" are grabbing their bibles and hoping that the "antichrist" Obama is going to start the war so the apocalypse can begin and they can ride up to heaven and deny rights of other inside the pearly gates. Because we all know Jesus loved for people to go to big churches and have pastors who made millions while they don't have a fucking pot to piss in!

Back to the Palestinian people...........

This has to be a really horrible public relations move for Israel. Already 512 Palestinian deaths and more uncounted for. And for what?. Israel to look like they are "bad asses" in the Arab world. Without US backing Israel would have been a speck on the history books and New York would have a shit load of Deli's,Dry Cleaner, and a ton of Alteration shops. Yea... I said it!

Israel is gonna have to chill because there is no way in Hell that they are going to make Hamas disappear. And those families of the 512 lost lives are never going to be joining the Pro Israel fan club any time soon. The more you attack Gaza. The more worse you make it for yourselves in the long run. Because we all know Arabs don't back down and will hold a grudge for as long as they can.

Pull out. Stop bombing the shit out of mosques, universities, and schools. Hamas knows that these are places to hold up shop and if they are bombed those doing the bombing look like the animals. Rockets aren't shot over to Israel because Hamas feels it's a good day to take out hundreds of Palestinians lives with counter attacks! If you can't talk to them. Send someone in there who can. Despite what we think. Hamas ain't going nowhere. So diplomacy is really the only option. You are in the middle of a Arab sandwich over there and one wrong move can cause a Jihad like no other.

As for the US. Stay out of this bullshit. We got enough problems of our own. A nation that is teetering of bankruptcy and a over spent military. This is the recipe of how great nations take a dive and a new one rises from behind. In other words.....you betta recognize!

I'm outta here!

AMY WINEHOUSE MAKES MY DICK HARD....

....that's because her nasty ass turned my dick into stone after she looked at it!

One word......YUCK!

Amy has been in St Bart's this holiday scaring the shit out of beach goers and seagulls alike. Considering the fact that the beach IS NOT a topless beach. Amy decided to play by her own rules.

With this in mind. The beach will need to shut down for three months due to massive expose to toxic waste. And I wouldn't eat a "mahi mahi" plate there for at least a year You know it's not everyday you witness a fucking "sea creature" in it's natural habitat!

Luckily the St Bart's police thinks she is just a sad looking guy with a "mammary gland" problem. There really should be a law against her being nude. And a very strict law for those who take pictures of it! I'll never look a breast the same again. Now I need some crack to ease my memory of seeing these pics. Thanks Amy!

I'm outta here!

WHAT MEN REALLY WANT?

We should all learn what men want from high priced madam. They know men's shallow desires and what sleazebags John's will pay for. At least that's what I thought...........

Kristin Billie Davis who ran the infamous Wicked Models escort service (the escort service that brought down former New York governor Elliot Spitzer last year). Gave her words of wisdom to Steppin Out magazine in which she describe which big time celebrity female star would bring "top dollar".

1. Britney Spears: If she cleaned herself up maybe I could get a thousand dollars an hour for her. But if was the old Britney before she went crazy I could have gotten $2,000 easy.

2. Paris Hilton: She would get $1,500 an hour. She's slender and doesn't have implants. She's blonde and I could get away with selling her as a Ford model.

3. Beth Ostrosky: I like Beth. She's tall and blonde. It's always a homerun if I can get a girl who's 5'9” or above. She's usually perfect. Beth would be in the upper ranking. I could get $2,000 an hour for her easy.

4. Katie Holmes: Katie would be very popular because she has that All American, college girl look. She would be super popular. Men want girls who look like Howard Stern's wife; the tall slender model type or they want that non-flashy, classically beautiful fresh face young look. The girl next door whom they could never get. They want the runway model they can't have now, or the prom queen they couldn't have then. I could probably get $2,500 an hour for Katie. Maybe even $3,000. I could max out on her.

5. Angelina Jolie: She would be my top girl. I call it my “Number one.” I would put her at $2,000 an hour. But you couldn't get her unless you booked her for 4 hours. I wouldn't let her go for just an hour. Maybe if you were a good client you could get her for an hour, but I would charge a lot more. At least $2,500.

6. Sarah Palin: (Laughs) I wouldn't have any market for her. She couldn't work for me. She's cute, but not for my kind of clients. There are escort agencies that specialize in specific kinds of demographics. She could work for a cheaper agency. Maybe a $300 dollar an hour type agency. I would call her a mid-range escort type.

7. Playboy Playmates: I had many Playmates call me for work. Many! I'm talking about centerfolds. But I would only work with 1 out of 5. Usually, their boobs are too big or too fake looking. They look too California. For the most part I wouldn't use Playmates.

8. Lindsay Lohan: She would do great! She's got that fresh face and freckles. Men would eat her up! I could get $1,800 an hour for Lindsay….Easy! I would let her go for just the hour. She would work more volume for me. Short stays and busy all night. But I'm sure I could get clients to extend time with her if I asked.

9. Rihanna: I think she is stunning and gorgeous. If I were a client I would choose her. But honestly, I don't have a market for her. She couldn't work for me. It's unfortunate. The African American and Asian models never do well. Rihanna wouldn't bring in any business for me.

10. Melania Trump: She's hot. She would make a lot of money. But the one problem with her is that men don't like Jewish women and eastern European women. So I would have to lie about her nationality. Maybe say she's from Amsterdam or Sweden. Otherwise she would have trouble getting work. I would also change her name. I could get $2,000 an hour for her if she played along and didn't let it slip where she's from.

Are you fucking kidding me? Britney, Paris and Lindsey would get a decent paycheck but Rhianna wouldn't?. Are men that fucked up in the head where they think if you clean up a white skank, she is a fairy tale goddess?.

ALL three of those skanks would give up their tainted panocha's for FREE! Rhianna is first of all "gorgeous" and has legs that go on forever! And most importantly would look good on your arm on a big time dinner outing with the boss. She would keep quite and when she did talk that island accent of her's would drive a man wild. Those other dumb skanks should only open their mouths to accept dick in large quantities!

Imagine having to talk to one of those skanks before you began "sexy times". I would be calling that agency for a refund the moment Paris talked and definitely would have once she opened her legs. Unless I was a CDC agent and wanted to confirm if STD's could talk once they have claimed a vagina! Paris clit wouldn't be talking...that tainted fucker would be singing Chumbwamba's " I GET KNOCKED DOWN BUT I GET UP AGAIN! AND THEY NEVER GONNA GET ME DOWN"!

And don't even get me stated on Britney. She would be talking about how the price of Cheetos have gone up but gas prices have gone down. And why don't airlines sell Cheetos on plane flights! BITCH! Get out of my hotel room at once! Lindsay would just sit there and talk about how hot she was and how much money she has made so far that month. I would have smelled her "coon" even before she undressed and asked her to leave. Called that escort agency and asked that fake titay bitch madam to find another profession!

But this madam is only giving her East coast clients. I think Playboy models would go big business everywhere else. There is a reason the magazine is still in business.

The shock is the prices these horny fools would pay just to have a pure,blonde, white woman is really pathetic! Men are really fucking sad. So is that madam. She has the "nerves" to talk about FAKE TITS! And that face has more makeup than Bozo the fucking clown. Thank God her brothel was not in Wasilla, Alaska. Sarah Palin would have thought her ass was fucking moose and shot her in the face!

I'm outta here