It's Finally Here! President Barack Hussein Obama!

OH HAPPY DAY!!! It's NOT a dream! This thing is actually going to happen. George Bush reign of terror is finally OVER! And what makes it sweet. He will NOT be replaced by another Republican Nazi. He will be replaced by a African American MODERATE disguised as a liberal (but that's another story).

This day is not only historic, but the most fantastic day in the past 8 years. To see those moving trucks moving boxes out of the White House brought tears to my eyes. To know that Dick and Lynn Cheney will go back to caves of HELL where they came from is overwhelming. To know that George Bush can never leave the United States in fear of possibly being captured and brought up on charges of violating 4 international treaties under the Geneva Convention regarding "torture" and being an "war criminal" is breath of fresh air!

To know that not only a Democrat will be leading our great country, but someone who has more than an ounce of common sense and will work to restore confidence in our country as well as improving the world's perception of the United States. To know the next time I see that Nazi Bush on television will be as a "former" president. Knowing that he will not have any say in how this country is ran. To know that the "decider" will be deciding on whether to have chicken or beef for dinner rather than signing off on policies that violate the constitution is "refreshing".

To see Barack Hussein Obama being sworn in as the 44th president of the United states of American will be a giant step in moving forward rather than taking 10 steps behind. America made the "right choice". And now it's time to bring our country together and bring the changes that will makes this country stronger.

BUT! I still do have problem with that "false prophet" Rick Warren giving the opening invocation but that's another story.

May God bless and protect you President Obama.

WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT!!!!

Katrina's federal response was fast?
Invading Iraq was a good thing?
and leaving on a recession after inheriting a recession?!
Now finding WMD in Iraq was a disappointment?
Our nation's standing is still great?
Wire Tapping helped us prevent another 911?

This dumb ass fucker needs to go TODAY! In fact,he should have left as of Nov 4th! His lack of pity for Katrina victims,4 million people who lost their jobs, the 3 million who lost their homes, and the 4000 soldiers who lost their lives in Iraq.

To stand at that podium and act as if his 8 years was the best he could do is a fucking JOKE! To say that it is because of his administration that we have not had another 911! FUCKER! You were doing YOUR JOB! I know you probably wanted to haul your ass back to Crawford, Texas and go fishin! But I'm sorry you had to try to do your fucking job for the past 8 years. The complete lack of self awareness is amazing. This guy is a real piece of work. A pure moron who is an embarrassment to not only his party, but his self.

No regrets other than the "mission accomplished" sign. And nothing more.

Bush. You are an asshole who I have no possible respect for. You turned this country upside down and then flushed it down the shitter. You are responsible for ruining more than 10 million lives and made half of New Orleans a 'ghost town". You have falsely imprisoned thousands of Iraqis and Afghans for years with no due process. Your administration turned it's back on bankers who got rich on the sweat and backs of others and bailed them out for 700 billion dollars with no accountability. And you have turned America's credibility into shit within a 8 year span.

Do I blame you for everything? NO! I blame the 52 million idiots who voted for you the past two elections. To even make an excuse that this man knew what he was doing before you voted for him is an joke! Those who lost their homes and voted for him...you reap what you sew. Those who lost their job because it either moved to China or could not afford to continue and voted for Bush....you reap what you sew. For those who voted for Bush because you thought that he was more competent than Gore or Kerry. You reap what you sew. YOU are responsible for this moron. You are responsible for this asshole to have a job for 8 years, you are responsible that our manufacturing jobs have moved to China, you are responsible that our nations credibility is at an all time low. Look into the mirror and ask yourself "why". No excuse in the world could ever be acceptable.

Bush.May you burn in hell and go down as the "worst president ever"


I'm outta here!

BABY MAMA DRAMA IN GAZA

Boy has this thing got out of hand. Israel is not playing this time and once again a Jew life is worth 100 Palestinians . Now I am not going to take sides because both parties are WRONG. But if I need to speak up for the civilians and Hamas. Israel was still sending assassination teams into Gaza to kill prominent Hamas leaders a year before this conflict arise. And Israel was making it more difficult for embargo and trade to go in and out of Gaza. Which would cause the Palestinian people to stay in the same poverish state it has been since Israel withdraw out of Gaza years back.

Hamas has found it quite difficult to set up shop in Gaza and a well armed and well financed Gaza could cause trouble for Israel in the future. So it's a flip coin toss that will only lead to someone not getting their way. Bush is packing boxes and making travel plans for Texas and ain't thinking about this shit. Pass that buck onto Obama and let his ass try to make some "change". Hillary Clinton first task will most likely be trying to stop all this mess. France has stepped in and has requested the UN to get involved and try to arrange a treaty.

And of course all these "Jesus Freaks" are grabbing their bibles and hoping that the "antichrist" Obama is going to start the war so the apocalypse can begin and they can ride up to heaven and deny rights of other inside the pearly gates. Because we all know Jesus loved for people to go to big churches and have pastors who made millions while they don't have a fucking pot to piss in!

Back to the Palestinian people...........

This has to be a really horrible public relations move for Israel. Already 512 Palestinian deaths and more uncounted for. And for what?. Israel to look like they are "bad asses" in the Arab world. Without US backing Israel would have been a speck on the history books and New York would have a shit load of Deli's,Dry Cleaner, and a ton of Alteration shops. Yea... I said it!

Israel is gonna have to chill because there is no way in Hell that they are going to make Hamas disappear. And those families of the 512 lost lives are never going to be joining the Pro Israel fan club any time soon. The more you attack Gaza. The more worse you make it for yourselves in the long run. Because we all know Arabs don't back down and will hold a grudge for as long as they can.

Pull out. Stop bombing the shit out of mosques, universities, and schools. Hamas knows that these are places to hold up shop and if they are bombed those doing the bombing look like the animals. Rockets aren't shot over to Israel because Hamas feels it's a good day to take out hundreds of Palestinians lives with counter attacks! If you can't talk to them. Send someone in there who can. Despite what we think. Hamas ain't going nowhere. So diplomacy is really the only option. You are in the middle of a Arab sandwich over there and one wrong move can cause a Jihad like no other.

As for the US. Stay out of this bullshit. We got enough problems of our own. A nation that is teetering of bankruptcy and a over spent military. This is the recipe of how great nations take a dive and a new one rises from behind. In other words.....you betta recognize!

I'm outta here!

AMY WINEHOUSE MAKES MY DICK HARD....

....that's because her nasty ass turned my dick into stone after she looked at it!

One word......YUCK!

Amy has been in St Bart's this holiday scaring the shit out of beach goers and seagulls alike. Considering the fact that the beach IS NOT a topless beach. Amy decided to play by her own rules.

With this in mind. The beach will need to shut down for three months due to massive expose to toxic waste. And I wouldn't eat a "mahi mahi" plate there for at least a year You know it's not everyday you witness a fucking "sea creature" in it's natural habitat!

Luckily the St Bart's police thinks she is just a sad looking guy with a "mammary gland" problem. There really should be a law against her being nude. And a very strict law for those who take pictures of it! I'll never look a breast the same again. Now I need some crack to ease my memory of seeing these pics. Thanks Amy!

I'm outta here!

WHAT MEN REALLY WANT?

We should all learn what men want from high priced madam. They know men's shallow desires and what sleazebags John's will pay for. At least that's what I thought...........

Kristin Billie Davis who ran the infamous Wicked Models escort service (the escort service that brought down former New York governor Elliot Spitzer last year). Gave her words of wisdom to Steppin Out magazine in which she describe which big time celebrity female star would bring "top dollar".

1. Britney Spears: If she cleaned herself up maybe I could get a thousand dollars an hour for her. But if was the old Britney before she went crazy I could have gotten $2,000 easy.

2. Paris Hilton: She would get $1,500 an hour. She's slender and doesn't have implants. She's blonde and I could get away with selling her as a Ford model.

3. Beth Ostrosky: I like Beth. She's tall and blonde. It's always a homerun if I can get a girl who's 5'9” or above. She's usually perfect. Beth would be in the upper ranking. I could get $2,000 an hour for her easy.

4. Katie Holmes: Katie would be very popular because she has that All American, college girl look. She would be super popular. Men want girls who look like Howard Stern's wife; the tall slender model type or they want that non-flashy, classically beautiful fresh face young look. The girl next door whom they could never get. They want the runway model they can't have now, or the prom queen they couldn't have then. I could probably get $2,500 an hour for Katie. Maybe even $3,000. I could max out on her.

5. Angelina Jolie: She would be my top girl. I call it my “Number one.” I would put her at $2,000 an hour. But you couldn't get her unless you booked her for 4 hours. I wouldn't let her go for just an hour. Maybe if you were a good client you could get her for an hour, but I would charge a lot more. At least $2,500.

6. Sarah Palin: (Laughs) I wouldn't have any market for her. She couldn't work for me. She's cute, but not for my kind of clients. There are escort agencies that specialize in specific kinds of demographics. She could work for a cheaper agency. Maybe a $300 dollar an hour type agency. I would call her a mid-range escort type.

7. Playboy Playmates: I had many Playmates call me for work. Many! I'm talking about centerfolds. But I would only work with 1 out of 5. Usually, their boobs are too big or too fake looking. They look too California. For the most part I wouldn't use Playmates.

8. Lindsay Lohan: She would do great! She's got that fresh face and freckles. Men would eat her up! I could get $1,800 an hour for Lindsay….Easy! I would let her go for just the hour. She would work more volume for me. Short stays and busy all night. But I'm sure I could get clients to extend time with her if I asked.

9. Rihanna: I think she is stunning and gorgeous. If I were a client I would choose her. But honestly, I don't have a market for her. She couldn't work for me. It's unfortunate. The African American and Asian models never do well. Rihanna wouldn't bring in any business for me.

10. Melania Trump: She's hot. She would make a lot of money. But the one problem with her is that men don't like Jewish women and eastern European women. So I would have to lie about her nationality. Maybe say she's from Amsterdam or Sweden. Otherwise she would have trouble getting work. I would also change her name. I could get $2,000 an hour for her if she played along and didn't let it slip where she's from.

Are you fucking kidding me? Britney, Paris and Lindsey would get a decent paycheck but Rhianna wouldn't?. Are men that fucked up in the head where they think if you clean up a white skank, she is a fairy tale goddess?.

ALL three of those skanks would give up their tainted panocha's for FREE! Rhianna is first of all "gorgeous" and has legs that go on forever! And most importantly would look good on your arm on a big time dinner outing with the boss. She would keep quite and when she did talk that island accent of her's would drive a man wild. Those other dumb skanks should only open their mouths to accept dick in large quantities!

Imagine having to talk to one of those skanks before you began "sexy times". I would be calling that agency for a refund the moment Paris talked and definitely would have once she opened her legs. Unless I was a CDC agent and wanted to confirm if STD's could talk once they have claimed a vagina! Paris clit wouldn't be talking...that tainted fucker would be singing Chumbwamba's " I GET KNOCKED DOWN BUT I GET UP AGAIN! AND THEY NEVER GONNA GET ME DOWN"!

And don't even get me stated on Britney. She would be talking about how the price of Cheetos have gone up but gas prices have gone down. And why don't airlines sell Cheetos on plane flights! BITCH! Get out of my hotel room at once! Lindsay would just sit there and talk about how hot she was and how much money she has made so far that month. I would have smelled her "coon" even before she undressed and asked her to leave. Called that escort agency and asked that fake titay bitch madam to find another profession!

But this madam is only giving her East coast clients. I think Playboy models would go big business everywhere else. There is a reason the magazine is still in business.

The shock is the prices these horny fools would pay just to have a pure,blonde, white woman is really pathetic! Men are really fucking sad. So is that madam. She has the "nerves" to talk about FAKE TITS! And that face has more makeup than Bozo the fucking clown. Thank God her brothel was not in Wasilla, Alaska. Sarah Palin would have thought her ass was fucking moose and shot her in the face!

I'm outta here

CAROLINE KENNEDY...THANKS BUT NO THANKS!

The people of New York smell nepotism! And want NOTHING of it!

A new poll out Wednesday suggests there is no clear favorite among New Yorkers on who they think should replace Hillary Clinton in the U.S. Senate — and despite the buzz over Caroline Kennedy, the soon-to-be-vacant Senate seat is not necessarily hers for the taking.

According to a new survey from Siena College, 26 percent of New York voters and 30 percent of New York Democrats favor another potential pick with a famous last name — current New York attorney general Andrew Cuomo, the son of former governor Mario Cuomo.

Andrew Cuomo is by far a better fit to be the New York senator rather than a liberal socialite who is afraid of the press and hates public speaking. If Governor David Paterson elect Kennedy. You basically leave it open to a Rudy Giuliani attack for the 2010 senate seat election which he would eat her up alive.

Of course Barack Obama has kept his distance concerning the choice for Kennedy for the New York senate seat. But that is nothing new. Obama tends to stay far away from ANY controversial choices and this won't be the last. The man is already showing lack of back bone. Say what you want about GW Bush's dumb ass. He at least had the balls to speak his mind and stand behind his cronies.

I really don't think this Kennedy selection is going to pass. She is NOT qualified to hold such an important seat. I hate to say it but even Sara Palin has more experience. Just because you are a Kennedy does not mean you can pick and choose what the hell ever you want outside of Massachusetts! I hate to slam Caroline because I like her. But she would be huge mistake for a New York senator right now.

OBAMA DOES IT AGAIN...........

...catering to the right!

President-elect Barack Obama's swearing-in ceremony will feature minister Rick Warren announced Wednesday.Warren, the prominent evangelical and founder of the Saddleback Church in Lake Forest, California, will deliver the ceremony's invocation. The minister hosted a presidential forum at his church last summer that challenged both Obama and Arizona Sen. John McCain on a host of faith-related issues. Warren did not endorse either presidential candidate.

His public support for California's Proposition 8 — the measure that successfully passed and called for outlawing gay marriage in the state — sparked the ire of many gay rights proponents, who seized on a comment in an October newsletter to his congregation: "This is not a political issue — it is a moral issue that God has spoken clearly

Are you kidding me? A pastor who supports abortion, and was for Prop 8 and did more than Mormon church to pass that homophobic bullshit?!

And after knowing all of this. You select a Republican friendly evangelical pastor to deliver your invocation. A pastor who set you up for a killing during your first and only failed debate discussion with John McCain last summer. Warren made you look like a bumbling fool! When you cowered down to whether you supported abortion was one of the saddest events during your campaign. And you select him? And today you select YET another centrist to your cabinet (Colorado Sen. Ken Salazar). Making the total now to four viable senate seats that could move to Republican hands in the next two years.

It's getting more worse by the day. He has made no choices that would have been different if Hillary Clinton would have been the president elect. In fact. Hillary is in good company since she personally knows his entire cabinet! Obama! You just keep setting yourself up for a Palin 2012 landslide my friend. STOP KISSING REPUBLICAN ASS AND START SELECTING MORE PROGGESSIVE VOICES!

Damn! I wish that shoe would have knocked his ass out!

Just when I thought my holidays were going to be shitty. THNAK YOU IRAQI REPORTER for making my holiday! Next time aim for the dome!

EXCUSE ME MR PRESIDENT ELECT..........

....BUT WHERE ARE THE FUCKING PROGRESSIVE VOICES?!

Liberals are growing increasingly nervous – and some just flat-out angry – that President-elect Barack Obama seems to be stiffing them on Cabinet jobs and policy choices.

Obama has reversed pledges to immediately repeal tax cuts for the wealthy and take on Big Oil. He’s hedged his call for a quick draw-down in Iraq. And he’s stocking his White House with anything but stalwarts of the left.

This shit is starting to concern me. It's beginning to be some Clintonesque bullshit going on! You select a bunch of Clinton cronies and even select one as your Secretary Of State. You back away from liberal policies and now you have YET to hire one in your staff.

Just remember fucker that liberals busted their ass to get you in the White House. Don't fuck up and start catering to the Republicans who called you liberal since day one and who are ready for you to fuck up. You ran on "change" and "hope" buddy. But right now it's looking more and more like the same.

The Bullshit About Prop 8!

God I love Wanda Sykes. This prop 8 bullshit is for the birds. People need to come correct and allow people (two consenting adults) to marry.

But let's not get it twisted. Black weren't the only people who voted for this shit( Jews, Hispanics, Asians and a shit load of Whites). All put their marker on the "yes" button. This bullshit about Gays having the same rights in a civil unions instead of a marriage is NOT TRUE!

Civil unions does not extend to property, medical, and adoption rights to a Gay couple. If a partner becomes sick. His lover does not have rights to speak in his behalf nor does have any rights when it comes to the lover's affair in the case he or she dies.

People have to come to the fact that marriage by law is NOT religious right. Church and states should NEVER mix and allow discrimination towards ANYONE! If these religious freaks want the country to honor the bible. Violation of honor thy mother and thy father should be punishable by death. Sleeping with another man's wife should be punishable by death. Weren't these the commandments that God emphasized in the bible? Oh! Don't be ridiculous! We would never follow the bible that seriously?

Well then what in the fuck are you doing now you fucking hypocrites?!The church said it was wrong for minorities to marry Whites?. But yet we changed the laws because it was wrong! The government once believed Blacks should be treated like cattle and were to be considered two/thirds of a citizen. But yet we changed that law because it was wrong. Denying Gays to get married is WRONG! Plain and simple!

I'm outta here!

FEELS SOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD!!

The sun is shinning. People are smiling.And Karl Rove,Sean Hannity,and Rush Limbaugh are pissed off beyond belief.

Life is GOOD!

THANK FUCKING GOD!! OBAMA WINS!!!!

Sara Palin now can haul her dumb ass back to Alaska and John McCain can drink his Ensure and a huge glass of Obama Kool Aid! Because this shit is OVER!

This is historic and through such a shitty and evil campaign done by the Republicans. Barack Obama is now the next President Of The United States!

To all Obama Supporters......................

Palin/McCain lies about tax increases

Despite their claims of tax increase by an Obama/Biden ticket (which are PURE LIES).The Obama camp has created a web site www.taxcutfacts.org that shows all Americans what their taxes would be under his administration.

Let's face it. Palin/McCain "maverick" show is desperate. With Obama's lead increasing in key states. They will try every dirty scheme in the book. It is important for those to vote early and get others to vote. Request to take the day off or come in later to work. NOTHING should prevent you for making your vote count.

We need to end this bullshit Republican streak of lies,manipulations, and shitting on the credibility of American politics. Let's end this shit Nov 4th! Send Sarah back to shooting animals from planes and McCain back to the old folks home!

Reason # 876, and 877 Why I will NEVER Vote For McCain!

When you have three of America's biggest "Village Idiots" supporting you as president. Close up shop and call it a day. Heidi(Horse Face)Montag, Spencer(King Douche)Pratt and Elizabeth (Dumb Bitch) Hasselbeck joining your cause is not a good thing. It's worse enough you have Palin opening her dumb ass mouth still talking about how she has so much executive experience than Barack. But yet NO ONE has even tried to go to Alaska and see what her job details of on a regular basis. They are willing to take the word of a person who they have known for two months. Yet questioning your party and government and paying more taxes is considered "un American".

Her party will just take her word that what she did in Alaska was "important". Despite being the Mayor of the " Meth Capital" of the world, Husband was in a secessionist party, State pays her $17,000 a month to live at home but yet has cooked the books to show that she can the US tax payer for hotel expenses and plane fights for her daughters. And don't get me started on the so called plane she sold on EBAY that she was still flying on the plane when she could not sell it.

And our dear "Maverick" McCain has spent the last two week avoiding any discussions regarding his agenda if he becomes president. We do know that he will give you a $5000.00 credit for health care that you will need to get in your car and travel to another state to use. Heaven forbid you are close to death and you live in LA and your doctor is in Phoenix.

Tax plan that still helps the rich and fucks over the poor,will DO NOTHING to stop outsourcing our jobs to foreign countries, and will cut social programs so that we can pay the "war machine" to continue this joke of a war in Iraq. Eight years and counting and still Bin Laden "not caught". Nor will he. Because he is NOT IN IRAQ! McCain spent a majority of his senior military career as a POW and yet he is an expert on "foreign policy". Give me a fucking break. He is about as much as military hero as my uncle who was a POW in Laos. I guess he could run for president as well.

I'm just sick of it. I respect a person for not voting for Barack because he was Black and they did not like him rather than the penny ass excuses that this GOP ticket has to offer. I'm not going to say 8 years of the same. Because it won't be.....it will be worse!

I'm outta here

Can I Please Choke The Shit Out Of Elizabeth Hasselbeck?!

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I am sick and tired of Elizabeth Hasselbeck stupid ass! Why did Barbara Walter decide to put such a dumb bitch who known for just being a reality show "has been"! Put her in the spot light to spread her true ignorance is amazing.

I thought her ass was leaving the show?! PLEASE DO! FOX NEWS needs your dumb ass now! Because this bitch knows just about as much about the word " fair" and "balance" as FOX News does.

To even suggest that Barack kicks it with low life's when John McCain goes on Hawaiian vacations with CRIMINALS (Charles Keating)is a fucking joke.

You know when it's bad when dumb ass Sherri Shepard yells back at you. Last week Barbara told her dumb ass off, month ago Joy Behar put her in her place, and now Sherri. Elizabeth. If you even had a logical response about Obama...what am I thinking. You could never have the capability for a logical thought!

Jack Cafferty is PURE GOLD!!!

For a man who voted for Bush in 2000. There is so much respect that is limited to give to Jack Cafferty. But the man knows how to call it!

BOTTOM LINE: Sarah Palin is a JOKE! She's NOT QUALIFIED to run her mouth yet alone a country. Her choice for VP was an insult to women voters,the middle class, and the 350 million Americans that she would be responsible for if McCain kicks the bucket!

I can't say enough about how a woman who is being "used" by the Republican Party as a desperate attempt to gain female voters. She has done everything to avoid the press and when her chance does arrive to battle against Joe Biden at the debates. She will be "exposed" for the village idiot she truly is!

The sooner she gets back on that plane to Alaska to go "moose hunting" the better!

Hillary and Sarah...........

I can't tell you how much I laughed my ass off watching this skit. Tina Fey was made to do Sarah "Pageant Moose Queen" Palin.

YES MATT....IT IS SCARY!!!

Honestly! This Palin bullshit is about as tired as McCain's energy record! She is a JOKE, A SHAM, and A PLOY! You have to hand it to Karl Rove's team working with McCain. The swift boat politics the Republicans are running is disgusting and just shows what a pack of evil ass liars they are. That old fucker who has the nerve to ride this "lipstick on a pig" comment to gain poll points just show you how revolting his campaign is!

Coming from a man who used the same fucking "lipstick" comment FIVE FUCKING TIMES within less than a two year period! And one was describing Hillary Clinton!

Obama needs to ignore "Caribou Barbie" until Nov 7th. She is a non entity! She is a farce who needs to take her thin she's smart talking ass back to backwards ass Alaska where she came from! The only people who live in Alaska are:

White Supremacist
Animal Killers
Eskimos
Grizzly Bears
The bones of Timothy Tredwell
Oil Employees
Escaped Convicts
Cult Followers
Idiots who love the "cold"
and hopefully Sarah Palin in 09!

MAVERICK MY ASS!