Shortest Blog Ever Written............

Madonna ( 1983)
YES.....VERY HOT!!!!










Madonna (2006) HELL NO!!........Not Hot!!!! Give It UP!!!!
Don't we wish all of our grandmothers look that good.

The Curse Of " The Mullet"

So. I am having dinner at one of my favorite old collage spots due to having a craving for some rally good Seafood. So minding my own buisness and all of a sudden this guy taps me on the sholders and says......." Hey, are you Keith?." I turn around and start to remember the face but what I can not get over is the fact that this fool still had a .............MULLET!!
In fact that I did know that guy and he will go nameless due to hiding that fact I want him spared from the shame ( Bill Simpson). Opps, my bad. So anyway. I knew him from back in da day in high school. Now I don't want to give away my age but let's just say.........that was in fashion when I was going with my Duran Duran t-shirt and K-Swiss shoes with matching Member's Only jacket. But what annoyed me so much is that not only was that a fashion " No-No" . But the fucker had grew to a portion that I thought the fucker was going on tour with the music group "Journey".
So you know I am trying to avoid this guy who still looks like he rolls into " Fantastic Sams" to get his rug trimmed and starts to bring up the good old days. Now I like to remminesse like any other guy but DAMN!! looking at that Mullet any longer , I thought I was going to hop in my "Ford Fiesta" and hang out in front of an 7-11. So I kept is short and sweet and he went on his way. Before he left I asked him what is he doing now. He told me........"Oh, I am a Best Boy at 20th Century Fox and I just finished up working on "X-Men". Damn people........you never know.

HOW DARE YOU!!!!!! (BOTM March 06)

The very same "HATERS" who attempted to trash Barry Bonds reputation are at it again. This time in a so-called tell all book that details Barry's steroid abuse. His jealousy of Mark Mcguire, and his so called HORRIBLE personality. And of course that racist rag Sports Illustrated backing this " Fiction" and treating it like it was fact are going full force in publishing excerpts from this waste of a tree book. The mere fact that not one of these accusations have even the slightest of proof nor have no material record that Barry Bonds was even using steriods in the first place.
The ridiculous and un-professional behavior of theses so called journalist should be at question and not Barry Bonds home run record or his level of performance. Barry Bonds was rated before his 71 home run record one of the greatest players to play the game in the 90's. Only Ken Griffey Jr came close. He had placed himself in the Hall Of Fame way before he his a single home run in the infamous year.
But somehow we always seem to go back to what Barry is doing. Jose Conseco went on record and gave a laundry list of players who were using steroids ( Juan Gonzales, Rapheal Palmerio, Sammy Sosa, Jason Giambi, Gary Sheffield, and of course let's not forget America's great white hope " Mark Mcguire") No one has even remotely come down hard on this guy who withing his last 7 years of baseball went from a skinny fatheaded goofball to a muscle bound freak. No one has yet to come down on him, nor the others that have been questioned. And waht about those who smacked home runs before only to dissapear such as Brady Anderson ( 52) Shawn Green ( 48) Mo Vaughn (50) Larry Walker (49). I guess those were "REAL" homeruns and we can cause those as fact not due to steroid use.
The real reason is this........the media has hated Barry Bonds from the very time time he kicked them out of the clubhouse when he camed to the Giants in 92. They have hated the fact that he did not need them. He was one of the greatest. He didn't need to kiss their old, white, viagra using asses.He distance himslf from the white players on the team. He had his own chair which no one could sit in. And his own TV that only he could watch in the clubhouse. They hated the fact that he was cocky, arrogant, successful.......and black.
So this steroid issue was great " smoking gun" to dismantle his record and his greatness in being one of the best players ever to play the game. Ty Cobb was an evil, racist who used the word "nigger" like it was saying "hello" but never do the media tries to damage his reputation the way the get after Barry Bonds. There are alot of arrogant assholes in baseball. But the racist media loves to jump on the biggest black prize winning bull in the pen.
What Barry did will and can NEVER be taken away. When your racist asses are dead and buried. His record will stand. When the French claimed that Lance Armstrong was using steriods not one American reporter try to prove or dispute their claims. But now it seems we have interview with people who gave someone drugs to a person who was close to Barry Bonds but yet no purchase reciepts, no first hand witnesses who saw Barry take these drugs. Not one of Barry's personal trainers claiming of such use...........no one. Only people who manufactured, and sold drugs to other doctors and trainers who know Barry was using.
It would not hold up in a court of law so they decided to use the sports buying public as their jury. Hate all you want you dickless fuckers because the month of march "BOTM" goes to authors Mark Fainaru-Wada and Lance Williams for their joke of a book.

I LOVE THIS WOMAN!!!!!

I was sitting at home and turned on the tv for the first time in two weeks and came accross "American Idol". Now I usually don't get into that crap but all of a sudden this angel came onto my screen.
Her name is Katherine Mc Phee and she is one of the contestants on the show. All I can say is .....WOW. Not only is she sexy as hell. But has a great voice and what charisma. Just amazing. I'll be watching this show until she wins and then later will ask her to marry me. Ok, maybe that might be a tad bit bold but hey .....that's me. Just tune in and catch one of her performances. You have not heard the last of that name.

Bitch and Tequila Don't Mix..............

Sorry boys and girls once again for the length of time between visits but your boys has been a busy beaver. I met this girl through " my-space" and we hit it off very nice. She was from up north and a very funny personality. She was very nice looking and loved my jokes. I took her to " The Ivy" which is big baller time here in LA.
We had a great time and again lots of laughs. But then again we all know a good first date does not always mean a even better second date. So tonight we went to a place called " El Cholo's" which is home to some of the greatest Mexican combination plates and Margarita's around. It was somewhat busy considering that it was Oscar night. So we had to wait for a table which was told to us would be 30 mins.
I being the smooth operator I am. decided to order a pitcher of Peach margaritas and a order of some of their world famous nachos. We chatted and I notice that she was drinking a lot more than she should. The next thing I know, she was plastered and speaking with that all so famous "drunk girl" slur. Our table was ready and I escorted her hoping that she would be cool about being slightly drunk. She told me that she had not eaten since Sat night and she has satyed up all night with her best friend.
Next thing I know she is throwing up and vomiting on my suit coat. The waitress came over and helped her to the bathroom while the busboys cleaned me and the table up. Thirty mins later she returned and try to act like nothing had happened. I asked her was she ok and she looked at me like I said her mamma was a whore! She then said in a low and yet forceful voice " don't embarrass me". What ?! Bitch you must be out of your mind!!! I am trying to see if your drunk ass was ok and all of sudden you are going to try to put my ass on blast about EMBARASSING YOU?!. I just said to myself........ok just let it go and make the best of it.
So we ordered and she then decided to try to punish my ass by trying to hit my wallet with ordering a lobster and crab fajitas and a small salad with two tacos on the side, one shot of tequila, and something sweet for desert. She is by far not a big girl ( 5'5, 110 ) so you guys know when the ladies are throwing your ass a good old fashion "Whoop em Up Style". And that sweet lady I met last week turned out to be " Ms Satan". The conversation was short and blunt and you know she did not eat 20% of her meal. Then she said that she would date a Black man but would not marry one because her parents would flip.
That's when "Operation Kick This Bitch To The Curb" went into full effect. when that bill came. I paid MY HALF and looked at her and said " Uh honey, yours came to $43.23". She then said "Opps I only have a hundred". Which followed me going " opps, I have change". She ordered another shot and decided to want to go to the bar for " Another Drink". I then looked at her and said " Didn't you have enough allready?." She then used some words I care not discuss on my site in fear that I will think about it and go back to her house and pull an " Ike Turner" on her ass and beat her with a white boot . Let's just say this....... I said a few choice words myself and left her ass there at the bar.
Well there you go boys and girls another sad ending to TTB love connection. But there was a good thing that did come out of this..........she left her car keys and house keys in my car. Can you say 1-800- LOC-SMTH?.

This is HARVEY all the way

This could be my good friend Harvey. In fact I am sure this is him. Harvey , how could you!!