Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Coretta Scott King.......a true hero

With the nation so focus on our "dumb ass" president telling his "lies" during his address to the nation today. Somehow we put aside what is so important as the passing of the great Coretta Scott King. Despite being the wife of the last great Martin Luther King. She paved the wave for so many Blacks after his death and until her last few months. She was, at least in my generation. The last of the messengers for equality for all races and genders in the country. It was her bravery that kept Martin's dream alive for so many of us and without her positive encouragement. Who know where race relations would be now in this country.
I had the pleasure of meeting Mrs King at a book signing in New York. She was there promoting a book that was dedicated to her husband and co-wrote by one of her sons. She was so nice and truly a wonderful woman. I'll never forget her smile and the comfort of knowing I was in the presence of "greatness".
Despite her passing . We must all continue the King's dream for racial, gender, religious and sexual equality. People remember, it has only been 38 years since Blacks were allowed to vote. It takes years to remove racial hatred. Let's do our part.

Monday, January 30, 2006

2000: The decade of the "Crackhead"


CAN YOU PLEASE TELL ME WHY I CAN'T STOP WATCHING THIS SHIT!!!
"Flavor Of Love" is so fucking ghetto yet watching this former crackhead( the jury is still out on the word...former) and these simi-decent looking hoodrats keep me tuned in. What is with America ( including myself) fascination with "Crackheads". First it was "Anna Nichole", then "George Bush", then "Bobby and Whitney" and now ......."Flavor Flav". Each show is like watching a fucking car wreck and wanting to see bodies fly out of the car. Every episode just keep showing how low will these women go to get a broke-ass/ has-been crack head's attention. Flav has no to little moneyto show for himself( especially after he goes on one of his regular crack binges). He has 6 kids by about I have no idea how many baby mama's.And that face is just way too fucked up to mention. Bottom line the Nigga is just worthless.
But yet we keep watching him slop down crab legs at "Red Lobster". Grab these girls ass, breast, and any thing else these low self-esteme ho's will let him touch. And this weeks episode with "New York" tounge kissing him for 8:27 minutes was disgusting!!!! I nearly ran to the bathroom and threw up. And God please no more shirtless episodes with Flava!! I've seen better bodies on roaches. But yet I keep watching. Only to see who this dumb classless fuck end up with. My wish is for either "Hottie" or " New York"........those two crazy bitches deserve to be with a dime-store joker like him.

Oh by the way. Watch "Flavor of Love" on Vh-1 ( check you local listing)
Just be careful.......it may hook you in.

Sunday, January 29, 2006

"Laffy Taffy" Road Rage.............

Now please don't get me started on this subject but today I am coming out of one of my favorite spots ( Qdoba....They rock) and I am about to turn to get on the freeway. Then out of nowhere this teenage Asian girl putting on her lipstick runs a red light and almost hits my ass. Her yellow beetle ( Aka: Pokemon Mobile) flies past me nicks my bumper and she hits an old lady in her Mercedes.
Now I bet you are saying to yourself.................."Ok Asian Reckless Driver in LA. Tell me something new Trash". But this bitch had the nerve to get out of her car and starts yelling at the old lady. At the same time her stereo was blasting "Laffy Taffy". Dude, I just wanted to drag this cheap weave wearing, shorts to tight for her flat ass, stupid bitch and throw a Diamond Dallas Page "Diamond Cutter" on her ass. Not for the reckless driving and the way she went after that old lady.............But for blasting the piece of shit song "Laffy Taffy". That has to be one of the dumbest songs to date. What lack of brain matter is causing people to purchase that shit? It has no real beat, no lyrics, and sounds completely illiterate. It must have taken "DL4's" dumb country asses 5 mins to write that crap. I can see her ass before the accident. Just getting off the phone with her girlfriend "Lin" talking about all the cute "potatoes" they are going to see tonight at "Dave and Buster's"
Slapping on that cheap ass "Lacombe" Desert Rose lipstick( which is her wrong shade) and going " Shiiiiiiiiiiiit I betta turn my jam up"! As Laffy Taffy begins to come on the radio. I want her dead. Hey girl................This one's for you!!!
the "Diamond Cutter".

Saturday, January 28, 2006

An Unpleasant Sight...........



So I am sitting a waiting to get my hair cut . I look to the right out the window and see this horrific sight. There is the hot looking girl looking like Beyonce wearing almost nothing in this tight, short, yet revealing blouse and the tightest jean you could imagine. Now you are saying to yourself....." ok , what is wrong with that?". The most gross and horrific sight was her overweight, bad weave wearing, blouse way too tight, thong showing skirt,ugly as hell, nasty girlfriend with her.She was flowing her finger through her fake-ass Korean weave and acting like she was hotter than than her friend. And then had the nerve to look at me through the window as if I wanted her ass.In fact I think she told her friend that I was checking her out.Yea, I rather fuck a pile of dirt than get on top of that woman.
Now, I am a man who believe if you are a big girl and you feel you are cute that is fine. BUT!! your big ass can not go shopping at the same places your skinny friends go. If you are a 16, a 8 is not your size. No man wants to see that. If fact "NO HUMAN" wants to see that. Now most women will say that they are dressing for other women rather than men. So Please tell me where are theses women who think tight clothes on a big girl is sexy?. And that thong looked like a piece of string that was begging for it's life to be ended. All caught up in that cottage cheese ass of of a woman.
Now, big girls of the world. Let's stop the madness. If you have a friend who happens to think she can pull off a size 6 in a 18 body. Tell her "NO". There are a lot of big, beautiful women who dress well and can cover themselves with class and look sexy at the same time. So cover it up and wear it well.
And PLEASE!!!!!! Let's not cut pennies on the fake hair. It is supposed to look at if you mama had some Indian in her. Naps and pony hair do not go together.

Friday, January 27, 2006

It's Grammy Time..............

Well it's that time when your boy "TTB" makes his picks for the Grammy's. This year should be a really interesting show. Especially if you are a Mariah, Kanye, Gwen, Beyonce and U2 fan. It look like that they are going to clean up with Mariah and Kanye putting the hurt on the competition. So her is goes.............

ALBUM OF THE YEAR:

The Emancipation of Mimi, Mariah Carey
Chaos & Creation in the Backyard, Paul McCartney
Love. Angel. Music. Baby, Gwen Stefani
How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb, U2
Late Registration, Kanye West

My Prediction: Mariah Carey ( but I may be partial because she is so damn fine)
Their Prediction: U2 ( They can sing a song about Tampons and the Grammy's will still kiss their ass)

RECORD OF THE YEAR:

We Belong Together," Mariah Carey
"Feel Good Inc.," Gorillaz featuring De La Soul
"Boulevard of Broken Dreams," Green Day
"Hollaback Girl," Gwen Stefani
"Gold Digger," Kanye West

My Prediction: " Gold Digger" ( Because she ain't messing with no broke Nigga)
Their Prediction: "Gold Digger" ( White boys "LOVED" this song. Lyric so easy that even the most played out honky can rap that tune)

SONG OF THE YEAR:

"Bless the Broken Road," Bobby Boyd, Jeff Hanna & Marcus Hummon (Rascal Flatts)
"Devils & Dust" (Bruce Springsteen)
"Ordinary People," W. Adams and J. Stephens (John Legend)
"Sometimes You Can't Make It on Your Own" (U2)
"We Belong Together," J. Austin, M. Carey, J. Dupri and M. Seal (Mariah Carey)

My Prediction: " We Belong Together" ( Mariah is on Firepredictionerdiction: "Sometimes You Can't Make It Own Your Own" ( Let's us bow and prey to the great rock gods for blessing us with another OVERRATTED CD )

BEST NEW ARTIST:

Who would want to win this award!! Can you name at least one past winner who is a music legend now? I will say this ....no one makes "Curly Fries" than Jody Watley down at the "Jack In The Box" near my house.

I'll watch it, only to see what Mariah is wearing. Who know she may have another breakdown if she goes home a loser.

I'm Back!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Whew!!!!! Way too much drama in the past 5 days have prevented me from telling you all my business. But don't worry fans ( all 3 of you) I am back and better than ever. I plan to make a big move from this blog to my "NEW" site which will be .......www.trashtalkingbastard.com In a couple of days so get ready. I'll let you know soon. But for right now I will continue to use this as my base to talk most of my shit on.
First of all. Let's talk about one of my favorite shows on right now " Flavor Of Love" with everybody's dream man ........Flavor Flav. The show is on VH-1 and I must tell you. Despite that mutha fucka being the most ridiculous, ghetto pieces of crap on the air waves. I love it!!!! This is the way the "bachelor" television series should be run.
Where else can you see contestants with such names as " Goldie", " New York" "Red Oyster" "Peaches", " Swoops" and of course my favorite "Hottie" all fight for the honor to be one of Flava's women. And no, the women are not blind. They "really" want this man. First of all, the man looks like a professional crack head. He has horrible eating habits, snores in bed like a lumberjack, and overall just plain "NASTY". But theses ladies will stop at nothing to get him.
What happen to women's lib?. Self esteem ladies. It's really looking sad out there when you are microwaving a raw chicken just to get Flava's attention. But damn is it fun to watch. You go Flava.........I ain't mad at ya!!

Sunday, January 22, 2006

The Dormitory Boys ROCK!!!!!



I was looking through some more blogs and I can across what I believe is a gem of all musical blogs. The Dormitory Boys site is not only entertaining but crazy as hell. These two Chinese guys use their blog to perform some popular song like “I Want It That Way” and others with such craziness you can only crack up or at least smile at their performance. I loved it and look forward to more of their show stopping performances. Keep it up guys. You Rock!!!!!



http://twochineseboys.blogspot.com/

Kobe Bryant............. ( Jordan who?)




Let’s here it for Kobe Bryant tonight. He is “Da Man”!!!! 81 points . The Lakers make the right move by keeping him but the took one step back by not giving him a team to support him. Kobe is just 27 and has so many more years to dominate this sport.Now all you Laker Haters can just stay silent for one day. He outscored, his team won, enough said. We will be in the playoffs. Now I am not going to say we will be in the Finals. But hey, it’s only January. Go Lakers!!!!!

Say "no" to homemade Mariscos............


My buddies and I decided to take a trip to a place that we were told had some of the best" Real homemade Mexican" Mariscos in Los Angeles. For those non-Latinos ( Mariscos=seafood). On the advice of a friend ( u-oh).So you know my mind was dreaming of those fresh shrimps, cerviches, pescado frito, and caldos. Just the thought makes me want to drive to Los Cabos. So to my disappointment going to the so-called "dream spot" turned out to be a trip through HELL!!!
The one thing that made it not so bad was the fact you could bring in your own beer ( which was a major delight to my friends who rolled 4 six packs bottles of Corona's with us). But the service ( 40 min wait to get a waitress),side dishes ( what sides dishes, you got fish and fish ONLY), food( a C+ with a curve), and atmosphere ( it was a old house converted into a diner and you had to sit on old chairs) got me so angered I was sick being so upset. If anyone knows me, I do not hold my tongue. I wanted to tear a new asshole into the waitress, and owner. But it's my newly founded friends and my Spanish isn't what it used to be. I also remember a certain good friend from Paris telling me " I should not be such a picky, spoiled and overbearing American". I should respect other customs and not to expect that everything in the world does not float around "Denny's Style" service ( thank God because that place sucks)
So I held back and just smiled. But inside was a civil war going on and my Winchester rifle was aimed at that waitress on lock. After I got home. I layed down, ran to the bathroom, toss up some cookies, and fell asleep ( sorry Harvey about the no show). Woke up with a bloody mouth from grinding my teeth in my sleep ( I must have been really pissed). As for my friend..........that is one minus check for you pal. Que mal

You can run but you can't hide.........




So the story of the week is the new Osama Bin Laden audio that states that the U.S is once again will be a victim of another attack. So Fox News was on full force explaining to Americans why we must tighten our borders, lose our freedoms, and trust G.W to lead us into another year "Terror Free". Well, the tape is told to be about three months old and is' got Osama doing his old fashion U.S is filled with Jewish loving "Infidels" who will pay for their evil ways.....and giving the world "Paris Hilton" .
And of course once again "so called" important news is taken our attention away from yet "ANOTHER" Republican-white house cover up. Let's put this Bin Laden scare out there so we forget that Samuel Alito confirmation as a Supreme Court justice will have "Roe vs Wade " tossed out on the street. And don't forget "DeLay's" corruption, Jack Abramoff lobby scandal, and any other ultra-conservative federal judges he is secretly passing through the US circuit.
Got my eye on you G.W. Not all the sheep are looking at the big bright lights

Saturday, January 21, 2006

You Have Got To Be Kidding..................



BACK IN SYNC: UPN announcing that 'N Sync's Joey Fatone and Lance Bass are developing a new Odd Couple-style sitcom, based on their lives, in which they'd star as a pair of mismatched roommates.

You have to kidding me. Has TV been sucking on a hobo's ass or what?. What's next?. A story of one of the band members from "O Town" having a reality show?. Oh shit!! It has been done. We have to stop the madness. My boss was right . I should prepare for Christ's arrival or be left behind. Just one questions? Who is going to play the "Gay neat freak"?. Uh, Lance. From that pic I think we have a winner.

FREEDOM OF SPEECH!!!!!!



Today I was looking at some blogs and I came across this one particular " BAD" blog. It was called "Homo Shivers" ( let's just call it that for now).
Well this geek who co-writes his blog with some bored housewife who uses her highschool photo because no one who looks like she did and lives in Georgia.
Ok, back to this so-called blog. So this guy is blammering about how California is a black hole and starts off with a lyric from some whack ass song.
I love when people complain about California but couldn't take their ass anywhere else like a state that has snow, serious heat, or hurricanes. You live in the best state in the nation and stop your complaining.......Shut up bitch and go get some tanning lotion!! So anyway, this bitch is writing about how lonely he is and has been single for 3 years ( from his pic on his site I know why). Then he goes into this mega long blog of 80 things he wants in a woman.
First of all..............HOW PATHETIC!! Second, got a tip for ya. 1# She has to be breathing on her own. And #2 She doesn't start off by saying "this is a cash sale". So I decided to finish up his 80 by adding my 5 more to help get him in the right direction. Yes , they were slightly mean spirited . But hey.........My name is trashtalkingbastard.com what do you expect.
So I go back to the site and they are magically gone ( what a surprise). Now of course he put a block on my posting and his whack ass dictatorship called Mojo Shivers will go on ( oops I said his blog name....My bad) . Now I won't go into our founding fathers sermon of freedom of speech and yada, this and yada that. But I say hey!! If you create a blog and have a comment section ( and yes It may be a whack, immature and ridiculous comments you have read).
You should show your other viewers ( aka: cyber,scifi geeks) who visit your lame ass site who responds and guess what, that guy maybe saying what other are afraid or do not want to say. And if not the guy is fair game and your fans ( all 3 of them) will defend your tired ass comments about the perfect girl. Hey donut it's called a BLOG and not some dating service or some journal of viewing how a retard goes through his day.
So yes Mojo, you are lame and like I told you on your whack ass web site. I hope you find that girl. In fact I heard she may be thawing out in the Swiss Alps after being frozen for 5000 years. So congrats "Homjo" You are my " Bitch Of The Month". Wear your title with pride crumb. It may land you a date ( let's not push it).

Friday, January 20, 2006

Let Me Get This Straight.............


You are Chad Lowe. You haven't had a "REAL" job since playing a guy with Aids on a 3rd rate cancelled tv show where you were upstaged by a kid with down syndrome. Your carrer is well,basiclly............... OVER . And you have the nerve to be the one leading the way in trying to divorce your biggest meal ticket since your unemployment checks, the glamorous "Hillary Swank". Opps, I forgot "TWO TIME OSCAR WINNER" Hillary Swank. Dude you better get your tired ass back to the house she bought and kiss her mighty ass and beg she takes you back. Dude, your'e allready an Hollywood embarrasment since your last televised empression was crying like a little prison bitch on tv when your wife won her first oscar. Dude, no woman is gonna want your wimpy, broke ass!!! Now go get buy some "nads" an beg for her forgiveness and go back to cleaning her 150 gallon fish tank in your "boy shorts" and do her errands like a good no talented hack that you seem to be good at. Because that is the best it is ever gonna get for you buddy.

REDNECKS AND HOLLYWOOD....................


Euwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

Can someone please tell me what the fuck do we have going on in Hollywood right now with the love for Redneck love stories?. We go from Johnny Cash and June Cash being used as the greatest love story ever told to two in the closet cowboys getting their swurve on in a tent and then "so called" falling in love.
First of all. When did white trash loving become the symbol for love and romance. I've seen Jerry Springer and Maury Pov and all I see is incest, trailer trash three-ways, paternalty test, and you occasional Klan vs Liberal brawls.But never do I see love so endearing and tender as in the past few months as Hollywood puts it's spin on the subject.
Is it this Bush administration/red states bullshit got Hollywood looking through their ass for ideas?. Come on folks. My typical date night ain't taking my woman to see The bitch from "Gladiator" and the girl from "Legally Blonde" putting an axe to some old Johnny and June Cash standards. And watching two Straight men kiss (and we all know there is nothing more sickening then watching two men kiss in the first place yet alone two men doing it for money).
Let's stop the madness please. Dumb ass lines like " I Can't Seem To Quit You"!! And "You Need To Walk The Line To Get To Someone's Heart" need to go!! And can you please at least add one minority in the picture. So we can really see these people show their true colors as they kiss one of them will turn their head and say......... " Who let this Nigga live in our neighborhood......Go get the rope".